TheBook ofMedyti jj2#ii\ Di igitized by the Internet Archive in 2014 https://archive.org/details/bookofmerlynOOthwh The Book of Merlyn T. H. WHITE The Book of Merlyn The Unpublished Conclusion to The Once and Future King Prologue by Sylvia Townsend Warner Illustrations by Trevor Stubley University of Texas Press, Austin The original manuscript of The Book of Merlyn is in the T. H. White Collection, Humanities Research Center, the University of Texas at Austin. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data White, Terence Hanbury, 1906- 1964. The book of Merlyn. 1. Arthurian romances. I. White, Terrence Hanbury, 1906 — 1964. The once and future king. II. Title. PZ3.W5854BO4 [PR6045.H2] 82.3'. 9'i2 77-3454 isbn 0-292-70769-x pbk. Copyright © 1977 by Shaftesbury Publishing Company All rights reserved Pages 47-62 and 73-92 of The Book of Merlyn have appeared, in slightly modified form, in The Once and Future King, copyright © 1939, 1940 by T. H. White, © 1958 by T. H. White and published by G. P. Putnam's Sons, pages 122-130 and 164-177. The same pages have also appeared in the original British edition of The Once and Future King, published by William Collins' Sons &c Co. First Paperback Printing, 1988 Set in Sabon by G&S Typesetters, Inc. Printed in the United States of America Designed by Richard Hendel Contents publisher's STATEMENT VII THE STORY OF THE BOOK IX INTRODUCING THE BOOK OF MERLYN XXI THE BOOK OF MERLYN I Publisher's Statement The Book of Merlyn, written by T. H. White during World War II, was intended to be the concluding book of a planned five-book volume entitled The Once and Future King. While The Once and Future King was indeed finally published in 1958, The Book of Merlyn was not included. This is the first time it has ever fully appeared in print. White did not see proofs of The Book of Merlyn after the complete manuscript was submitted for publication late in 194 1, and, as he was in the habit of making corrections and revisions once his work was set in type, this manuscript was not in final form when it came to us. However, it seemed to be so nearly finished that only minimal editing was necessary. The 1958 Putnam edition of The Once and Future King was used as a guide in our editing. The use of punctuation in dialogue was regularized. All errors in spelling were cor- rected, and British and archaic spellings were retained. Book titles and, usually, genus/species names were italicized, and, where White had been inconsistent in capitalizing such words as badger, man, and democracy, capitalization was regularized. In a few cases, where the typist had obviously omitted a word, that word has been inserted. Two episodes in The Book of Merlyn — scenes where Merlyn transforms Arthur into an ant and later into a goose — have already appeared somewhat out of context in The Sword in the Stone as published in the tetralogy. White had originally written them for The Book of Merlyn in his five- book version of The Once and Future King, and we have therefore let them stand. Where Latin or Greek is not translated in the original manu- script, a translation has kindly been provided by Peter Green. The Story of the Book The dream, like the one before it, lasted about half an hour. In the last three minutes of the dream some fishes, dragons and such-like ran hurriedly about. A dragon swal- lowed one of the pebbles, but spat it out. In the ultimate twinkling of an eye, far tinier in time than the last millimetre on a six-foot rule, there came a man. He split up the one pebble which remained of all that mountain with blows; then made an arrow-head of it, and slew his brother. The Sword in the Stone Chapter 18, original version "My father made me a wooden castle big enough to get into, and he fixed real pistol barrels beneath its battlements to fire a salute on my birthday, but made me sit in front the first night — that deep Indian night — to receive the salute, and I, believing I was to be shot, cried." Throughout his life White was subject to fears: fears from without — a menacing psychopathic mother, the prefects at Cheltenham College "rattling their canes," poverty, tubercu- losis, public opinion; fears from within — fear of being afraid, of being a failure, of being trapped. He was afraid of death, afraid of the dark. He was afraid of his own proclivities, which might be called vices: drink, boys, a latent sadism. Notably free from fearing God, he was basically afraid of the human race. His life was a running battle with these fears, which he fought with courage, levity, sardonic wit, and industry. He was never without a project, never tired of learning, and had a high opinion of his capacities. x This high opinion was shared by his teachers at the Uni- The Story versity of Cambridge. When tuberculosis tripped him in his of the Book second year, a group of dons made up a sum of money suffi- cient to send him to Italy for a year's convalescence. He took to Italy like a duck to water, learned the language, made some low friends, studied pension life, and wrote his first novel, They Winter Abroad. The inaugurator of the con- valescent fund recalled: 44 . . . he returned in great form, determined to have the examiner's blood in Part II; and sure enough in 1929 he took a tearing First Class with Distinc- tion." In 1932, on a Cambridge recommendation, he was appointed head of the English Department at Stowe School. It was a position of authority under an enlightened head- master who allowed him ample rope. His pupils still remem- ber him, some for the stimulus of his teaching, others for the sting of his criticism, others again for extracurriculum rambles in search of grass snakes. He learned to fly, in order to come to terms with a fear of falling from high places, and to think rather better of the human race by meeting farm laborers at the local inn. After a couple of years he tired of Stowe, and decided on no evidence that his headmaster meant to get rid of him. With poverty a fear to be reckoned with, he constructed two potboilers and compiled another. An Easter holiday fishing in rain and solitude on a Highland river showed him what he really wanted — to write in free- dom, to land a book of his own as well as a salmon. At midsummer 1936 he gave up his post and rented a gamekeeper's cottage at Stowe Ridings on the Stowe estate. The compiled potboiler, made up of extracts from his fishing, hunting, shooting, and flying diaries and called England Have My Bones, sold so well that its publisher undertook to pay him £200 a year against a yearly book. The gamekeeper's cottage stood among woodlands — a sturdy Victorian structure without amenities. It was by lamplight that White pulled from a shelf the copy of the Morte d' Arthur he had used for the essay on Malory he sub- mitted for the English tripos, Part I. Then he had been con- cerned with the impression he would make on the examiners. Now he read with a free mind. One of the advantages of having taken a First Class with Distinction in English is a capacity to read. White read the Morte d' Arthur as acutely as though he were reading a brief. The note in which he summarized his findings may be his first step toward The Once and Future King: 'The whole Arthurian story is a regular greek doom, com- parable to that of Orestes. "Uther started the wrong-doing upon the family of the duke of Cornwall, and it was the descendant of that family who finally revenged the wrong upon Arthur. The fathers have eaten sour grapes etc. Arthur had to pay for his father's initial transgression, but, to make it fairer, the fates ordained that he himself should also make a transgression (against the Cornwalls) in order to bind him more closely in identifica- tion with the doom. "It happened like this. "The Duke of Cornwall married Igraine and they had three daughters, Morgan le Fay, Elaine and Morgause. "Uther Pendragon fell in love with Igraine and slew her husband in war, in order to get her. Upon her he begot Arthur, so that Arthur was half brother to the three girls. But he was brought up separately. "The girls married Uriens, Nentres and Lot, all kings. They would naturally have a dislike for Uther and anybody who had anything to do with Uther. "When Uther died and Arthur succeeded him in mysteri- ous circumstances, naturally Arthur inherited this feud. The girls persuaded their husbands to lead a revolt of eleven kings. "Arthur had been told that Uther was his father, but Uther had been a vigourous old gentleman and Merlyn had very stupidly forgotten to tell Arthur who his mother was. "After a great battle in which the n kings were subdued, Morgause, the wife of King Lot, came to Arthur on an embassy. They did not know of their relationship at this time. They fell for each other, went to bed together, and the result was Mordred. Mordred was thus the fruit of incest (his father was his mother's half brother), and it was he who finally brought the doom on Arthur's head. The sin was in- cest, the punishment Guinever, and the instrument of punish- ment Mordred, the fruit of the sin. It was Mordred who insisted on blowing the gaff on Launcelot and Guinever's affair, which Arthur was content to overlook, so long as it was not put into words." xii En trentiesme annee de mon aage The Story Quand toutes mes hontes j'ai hues of the Book White was thirty when he rented the gamekeeper's cottage. He had done with his past, he was on good terms with him- self, he was free. His solitude was peopled by a succession of hawks, a rescued tawny owl, a setter bitch on whom he un- loosed his frustrated capacity to love. Now in the Morte d' Arthur , he had a subject into which he could unloose his frustrated capacity for hero worship, his accumulated mis- cellany of scholarship, his love of living, his admiration of Malory. It is as though, beginning a new subject, he wrote as a novice. Instead of the arid dexterity of the potboilers, The Sword in the Stone has the impetus and recklessness of a beginner's work. It is full of poetry, farce, invention, icono- clasm, and, above all, the reverence due to youth in its por- trayal of the young Arthur. It was accepted for publication on both sides of the Atlantic, and in the United States was being considered by the Book of the Month Club — who took it. But it was 1938, the year of Munich; the pistol barrels in the toy fort were charged for more than a salute. Fear of war half choked him when he was fitted with a gasmask, re- treated when Chamberlain bought peace on Hitler's terms, but could not be dismissed. White's thinking was typical of the postwar epoch. War was a ruinous dementia. It silenced law, it killed poets, it exalted the proud, filled the greedy with good things, and oppressed the humble and meek; no good could come of it, it was hopelessly out of date. No one wanted it. (Unfortu- nately, no one had passionately wanted the League of Na- tions, either.) If, against reason and common sense, another war should break out, he must declare himself a conscien- tious objector. In the first lemming rush to volunteer, he wrote to David Garnett: "I have written to Siegfried Sassoon and the headmaster of Stowe (my poor list of influential people) to ask them if they can get me any sensible job in this wretched war, if it starts. This is the ultimatum: I propose to enlist as a private soldier in one month after the outbreak of hostilities, unless one of you gets me an efficient job before that." Chamberlain capitulated, the crisis went off the boil, White began The Witch in the Wood (the second volume of The Once and Future King) and was diverted to Grief for the xiii Grey Geese, a novel he never finished. It was conceived in a The Story state of intense physical excitement. He was alone, he was in of the Book the intimidating sea-level territory of the Wash, he was pur- suing a long-ambitioned desire, intricately compounded of sporting prowess and sadism — to shoot a wild goose in flight. The theme is significant. The geese are warred on by the goose shooters. Among the goose shooters is a renegade who takes sides with the geese, deflecting their flight away from the ranks of the shooters. White plainly identifies himself with the renegade, while bent on shooting a wild goose. In January 1939 he wrote to Garnett, who had invited him to go salmon fishing in Ireland: "If only I can get out of this doomed country before the crash, I shall be happy. Two years of worry on the subject have convinced me that I had better run for my life, and have a certain right to do so. I may just as well do this as shoot myself on the outbreak of hostilities. I don't like war, I don't want war, and I didn't start it. I think I could just bear life as a coward, but I couldn't bear it as a hero." A month later he was in Ireland, lodging in a farmhouse called Doolistown, in County Meath, where he proposed to stay long enough to finish The Witch in the Wood (published shortly thereafter) and catch a salmon. It was his home for the next six and a half years. For six of them he never heard an English voice and rarely a cultivated one. Provincial Ireland swallowed him like a deep bog. He had escaped his doomed country, but he could not avoid being in earshot of it. Diary, April 26th, 1939 Conscription is now seriously spoken of in England, and everybody lives from one speech of Hitler's to the next. I read back in this book at the various tawdry little decisions which I have tried to make under the pressure of the Beast: to be a conscientious objector, and then to fight, and then to seek some constructive wartime employment which might combine creative work with service to my country. All these sad and terrified dashes from one hunted corner to the next. Meanwhile he tried to protect his peace of mind by dashes in new directions. Lodging in a Catholic household and treated as one of the family, he considered becoming a xiv Catholic. Because his father had happened to be born in Ire- The Story land, he deluded himself with an idea of Irish ancestry. He of the Book read books on Irish history, with scholarly dispassionateness reading authors on either side of that vexed question; he tried to learn Erse, going once a week to the local school- master for lessons and "doing an hour's prep every morn- ing"; he looked for a habitation, and rented a house called Sheskin Lodge in County Mayo for the shooting; later, he made researches into the legendary Godstone on the island of Inniskea. More to the purpose, being involuntary, he was captured by the somber beauty, the desolate charm, of Erris — that part of County Mayo lying between the Nephin Beg range and the sea. It was at Sheskin Lodge, embowered in fuchsias and rhododrendron thickets and surrounded by leagues of bog, that he heard the last English voices. They were saying Good- bye. War had been declared, the visiting Garnetts were going back to England. The tenancy of Sheskin ran out, he returned to Doolistown and listened to the news. October 20th, 1939 There don't seem to be many people being killed yet — no hideous slaughters of gas and bacteria. But the truth is going. We are suffocating in propaganda instead of gas, slowly feeling our minds go dead. October 23rd The war as one hears of it over the wireless is more terrible than anything I can imagine of mere death. It seems to me that death must be a noble and terrible mystery, whatever one's creed or one's circumstance of dying. It is a natural thing, anyway. But what is happening over the wireless is not natural. The timbre of the voices which sing about Hitler and death is a sneering, nasal mock-timbre. Devils in hell must sing like this. By then he was preparing for The Ill-Made Knight (The Witch in the Wood, delivered to his publisher six months earlier, had been returned with a request that it might be rewritten) and making an analysis of the character of Malory's Sir Lancelot — with traits akin to his own: "Probably sadistic, or he would not have taken such frightful care to be gentle. ... xv Fond of being alone." The Story In the analysis of Guenever, where he had nothing personal of the Book to go on, he speculates, and does his best to overcome his aversion to women. "Guenever had some good characteris- tics. She chose the best lover she could have done and was brave enough to let him be her lover." "Guenever hardly seems to have been a favourite of Malory's, whatever Tenny- son may have thought about her." It was a new departure for White to approach a book so deliberately or write it so compactly. There is no easy-going writing in The Ill-Made Knight, where the Doom tightens on Arthur, and Lancelot is compelled to be instrumental in it by his love for Guenever. He wrote it in Erris, in the small-town hotel at Belmullet, between researches into the Godstone, lying out on freezing mornings waiting for the passage of the wild geese, local jovialities, and drinking fits after which he would lock himself in his hotel bedroom in terror of the I.R.A. On October i st, having completed The Ill-Made Knight, he put Erris behind him and went back to Doolistown to write The Candle in the Wind. This, the last Morte d' Arthur book, in which the doomed king staggers from defeat to defeat, already existed as the skeleton of a play. White was incapable of writing slowly. By midautumn the play was brought to life as a narrative, and he was considering titles for the complete tetralogy: The Ancient Wrong . . . Arthur Pendragon . . . November 14th, 1940 Pendragon can still be saved, and elevated into a superb success, by altering the last part of Book 4, and taking Arthur back to his animals. The legend of his going underground at the end, into the badger s sett, where badger, hedgehog, snake, pike (stuffed in case) and all the rest of them can be waiting to talk it over with him. Now, with Merlyn, they must discuss war from the naturalist's point of view, as I have been doing in this diary lately. They must decide to talk thoroughly over, during Arthur's long retirement underground, the relation of Man to the other animals, in the hope of getting a new angle on his problem from this. Such, indeed, was Merlyn s original objective in introducing him to the animals in the first place. Now what can we learn about abolition of war from animals? xvi Pendragon can still be saved. Another salvation was in- The Story volved. of the Book White had gone to Belmullet assuming himself to be at home in Ireland. He came away an Englishman in exile. He had been received, and welcomed as something new to talk about; he had never been accepted. Another Ancient Wrong forbade it — the cleft between the hated and the hating race. He was believed to be a spy (the rumour of an English invasion had kept most of Belmullet sitting up all night) ; his movements were watched; he was reported to the police and not allowed to leave the mainland; he had joined the local security force, but was asked not to attend parades. His disillusionment may have been rubbed in by the parallel with The Candle in the Wind, where Arthur's goodwill is of no avail against his hereditary enemies. Now another winter lay before him, a winter of intellectual loneliness, with only himself to consult, only himself to feed on. He had a roof over his head, a room to be alone in, regular meals, the hedged landscape of County Meath to walk his dog in, nothing much to complain of, nothing to go on with. War had imprisoned him in a padded cell. It was his own salvation he leaped at. On December 6th, he wrote to L. J. Potts, formerly his tutor at Cambridge, continuously his Father Confessor in Letters: "The next volume is to be called The Candle in the Wind (one has to add D.V. nowadays) ... It will end on the night before the last battle, with Arthur absolutely wretched. And after that I am going to add a new 5th volume, in which Arthur rejoins Merlyn underground (it turns out to be the badger's sett of Vol. 1) and the animals come back again, mainly ants and wild geese. Don't squirm. The inspiration is godsent. You see, I have suddenly discovered that (1) the central theme of Morte d'Arthur is to find an antidote to war, (2) that the best way to examine the politics of man is to observe him, with Aristotle, as a political animal. I don't want to go into all this now, it will spoil the freshness of the future book, but I have been thinking a great deal, in a Sam Butlerish way, about man as an animal among animals — his cerebrum, etc. I think I can really make a comment on all these futile isms (communism, fascism, conservatism, etc.) by stepping back — right back into the real world, in which man is only one of the innumerable other animals. So to put my 'moral' across (but I shan't state it), I shall have the marvellous opportunity of bringing the xvii wheel full circle, and ending on an animal note like the one 1 The Story began on. This will turn my completed epic into a perfect fruit, of the Book 'rounded off and bright and done.' " On the same day he wrote to Garnett, asking what book it was in which Garnett alleged having read that Malory raided a convent, and continuing, "So far as I can see, my fifth volume is going to be all about the anatomy of the brain. It sounds odd for Arthur, but it is true. Do you happen to know, off hand, of a pretty elementary but efficient book about brain anatomy in animals, fish, insects, etc. ? I want to know what sort of cerebellum an ant has, also a wild goose. You are the sort of person who would know this." Though White uses the future tense in his letter to Potts, it is unlikely that he waited from November 1 4th to December 6th before beginning The Book of Merlyn. Book 5, taking up where the original Book 4 ended, has an immediacy of plain statement that could not have brooked much delay. Arthur is still sitting alone in his tent at Salisbury, awaiting his last battle in the final insolvency of his hopes, and weeping the slow tears of old age. When Merlyn enters to renew their former master-pupil relationship and sees the extent of Arthur's misery, he is not sure whether he can do so at this late hour. His assurance that legend will perpetuate Arthur and the Round Table long after history has mislaid them falls on inattentive ears. He invokes their past relationship. The pupil has outgrown the master and puts him off with a Le roy s'advisera. Nowhere in the four previous volumes had White made Arthur so much a king as in this portrayal of him defeated. In Farewell Victoria, his novel of the early thirties, he hit on the phrase "the immortal generals of defeat." In the first chapter of The Book of Merlyn he substantiated it. But the scheme of Book 5 is to take Arthur underground, where the animals of Book 1 are waiting to talk to him, and where Merlyn is to subject him to the contents of White's notebook so that he may discover what can be learned from animals about the abolition of war. Since animals avoid warring with their kind, this could be a good subject to examine. But the discussion is slanted from the first by Merlyn's insistence on the inferiority of man. Liber scriptus proferetur . . . Merlyn has opened White's notebook, and finds small xviii evidence that man deserves to be placed among the two The Story thousand eight hundred and fifty species of mammalian ani- ofthe Book mals in the world. They know how to behave befittingly, existing without war or usurpation. Man does not. Merlyn weakens the denunciation by adding the insult that man is a parvenu. At this point no one present is impious enough to suggest that man may do better in time. At a later stage of the discussion Arthur, the representative of the parvenu species, suggests that man has had a few good ideas, such as buildings and arable fields. He is put in his place by the achievements of coral animals, beavers, seed-carrying birds, and finally felled with the earthworm, so much es- teemed by Darwin. The distinction between performing and planned performance is not allowed to occur to him, and the conversation sweeps on to nomenclature: Homo ferox {sa- piens being out of the question), Homo stultus, Homo im- politicus. The last is the most damning; man must remain savage and dunderheaded till, like the other mammalian species, he learns to live peaceably. It is easy to pick holes in White's rhetoric. The Book of Merlyn was written with the improvidence of an impulse. It holds much that is acute, disturbing, arresting, much that is ' brilliant, much that is moving, besides a quantity of informa- tion. But Merlyn, the main speaker, is made a mouthpiece for spleen, and the spleen is White's. His fear of the human race, which he seemed to have got the better of, had recurred, and was intensified into fury, fury against the human race, who make war and glorify it. No jet of spleen falls on the figure of Arthur. Whenever he emerges from the torrent of instruction, he is a good character: slow to anger, willing to learn, and no fool. He is as recupera- ble as grass, and enjoys listening to so much good talk. When Merlyn tells him that to continue his education he must become an ant, he is ready and willing. Magicked into an ant, he enters the ants' nest which Merlyn keeps for scientific purposes. What he sees there is White's evocation of the totalitarian state. Compelled by his outward form to function as a working ant, he is so outraged by the slavish belligerence and futility of his fellow workers that he opposes an ant army in full march, and has to be snatched away by Merlyn. For his last lesson White consigns him to what by then must have seemed an irrecoverable happiness: the winter of 1938 xix when he went goose shooting. The Story It is an insight into how many experiences White packed of the Book into his days and how vividly he experienced them that little more than two years had elapsed between Grief for the Grey Geese and The Book ofMerlyn. He had taken the goose book with him when he went to fish in Ireland, and Chapter 1 2 of The Book ofMerlyn opens with its description of the dimen- sionless dark flatness of the Lincolnshire Wash and the hori- zontal wind blowing over it. But now it is Arthur, become a goose, who faces the wind and feels the slob under his webbed feet, though he is not completely a goose as he has yet to fly. When the flock gathers and takes off for the dawn flight, he rises with it. The old patch shames the new garment. In that winter of two years before, White was at the height of himself, braced against an actual experience, his senses alert, his imagination flaring like a bonfire in the wind. "I am so physically healthy," he wrote to Sydney Cockerell, "that I am simply distended with sea-air and icebergs and dawn and dark and sunset, so hungry and sober and wealthy and wise, that my mind has gone quite to sleep." At Doolistown his mind was insomniac, vexed, and de- manding. It allowed him to extend the vitality of the old patch over the few pages where Arthur watches the geese. But with Chapter 13 the intention to convince drives out the creative intention to state, and with but one intermission — when the hedgehog leads Arthur to a hill in the west-country, where he sits looking at his sleeping kingdom under the moon and is reconciled to the bad because of the good — the book clatters on like a factory with analysis, proof and counterproof, exhortation, demonstration, explanation, historical exam- ples, parables from nature — even the hedgehog talks too much. Yet the theme was good, and timely, and heartfelt, and White preserves an awareness of persons and aerates the dialectics with traits of character and colloquial asides. It is clear from the typescript that he recognized the need for this, for many of these mitigations were added by hand. Whenever he can escape from his purpose — no less aesthetically fell for being laudable — into his rightful kingdom of narrative, The Book ofMerlyn shows him still master of his peculiar powers. xx It is as though the book were written by two people: the The Story storyteller and the clever man with the notebook who shouts of the Book him down. Perhaps he went astray in that stony desert of words and opinions because he lacked his former guide. In the final chapter, Malory has returned. Under his tutelage White tells how, after Arthur's death in battle, Guenever and Lancelot, stately abbess and humble hermit, came to their quiet ends. These few pages are among the finest that White ever wrote. Cleverness and contention and animus are dismissed: there is no place for them in the completed world of legend, where White and Malory stand farewelling at the end of the long journey that began by lamplight in the gamekeeper's cottage at Stowe Ridings. This is the true last chapter of The Once and Future King, and should have its place there. Fate saw otherwise. "I have suddenly discovered that . . . the central theme of Morte d'Arthur is to find an antidote to war." To give weight to his discovery by making it seem less sudden, White incorporated new material into the already published three volumes. In November 1 94 1 he sent them, together with The Candle in the Wind and The Book ofMerlyn, to his London publisher, to be published as a whole. Mr. Collins was disconcerted. He replied that the proposal would need thinking over. So long a book would take a great deal of paper. The prosecution of war made heavy demands on the paper supply: forms in triplicate, regulations, reports, instructions to civilians, light reading for forces, etc. White insisted that the five books should appear as a whole. After prolonged negotiations, in the course of which White's demand to see The Book ofMerlyn in proof escaped notice — a grave pity, for he was accustomed to rely on print to show up what was faulty or superfluous — the fivefold Once and Future King was laid by. The Once and Future King was not published till 1958. It was published as a tetralogy. The Book of Merlyn, that attempt to find an antidote to war, had become a war casualty. Sylvia Townsend Warner Introducing The Book of Merlyn We now find King Arthur of England, sitting in his campaign tent on the eve of battle. Tomorrow, he will face his bastard son Mordred and that youth's army of Nazi-like Thrashers on the battlefield. His reign has been painfully long for Arthur, and he is bent with age and sadness and defeat. After a happy youth at Sir Ector's castle in the Forest Sauvage, where Merlyn the magi- cian introduced him to the political ideologies found in the animal kingdom by temporarily transforming him into vari- ous beasts, Arthur was placed on the throne by destiny, compelled by his sense of justice and harmony to create the "civilized world" and the famous Round Table, to stimulate the Quest for the Holy Grail in an effort to keep man from killing man. But a darker fate also dictated his ignorant siring of an illegitimate son by his own half sister and forced his wife Guenever and his best knight Lancelot into each other's arms, thus causing rivalry, deceit, and jealousy among the knights. These last proved to be the old king's downfall. Forgotten were his achievements for the Might of Right and for peace on earth. Forgotten too was his own anguish at having tried his best and failed. The Quest had led nowhere, the Round Table was dispersed. Now Guenever was besieged by Mordred and his Thrashers in the Tower of London and Lancelot was exiled in France, both victims of Mordred's obsession to gain Ar- thur's throne. So now Arthur is alone, fulfilling his royal duties by ab- sentmindedly going through the day's paperwork, feeling his losses and his pain. He looks up at a movement at his tent door. The Book of Merlyn Incipit Liber Quintus He thought a little and said: "I have found the Zoological Gardens of service to many of my patients. I should prescribe for Mr. Pontifex a course of the larger mammals. Don't let him think he is taking them medicinally. . . " I It was not the Bishop of Rochester. The king turned his head away from the newcomer, incuri- ous as to his identity. The tears, running down his loose cheeks with their slow plods, made him feel ashamed to be seen: yet he was too vanquished to check them. He turned stubbornly from the light, unable to do more. He had reached the stage at which it was not worth-while to hide an old man's misery. Merlyn sat down beside him and took the worn hand, which made the tears flow faster. The magician patted the hand, holding it quietly with a thumb on its blue veins, waiting for life to revive. "Merlyn?" asked the king. He did not seem to be surprised. "Are you a dream?" he asked. "Last night I dreamed that Gawaine came to me, with a troupe of fair ladies. He said they were allowed to come with him, because he had rescued them in his lifetime, and they had come to warn us that we should all be killed tomorrow. Then I had another dream, that I was sitting on a throne strapped to the top of a wheel, and the wheel turned over, and I was thrown into a pit of snakes." "The wheel is come full circle: I am here." "Are you a bad dream?" he asked. "If you are, do not torment me." Merlyn still held the hand. He stroked along the veins, trying to make them sink into the flesh. He soothed the flaky skin and poured life into it with mysterious concentration, encouraging it to resilience. He tried to make the body flexible under his finger-tips, helping the blood to course, putting a bloom and smoothness on the swollen joints, but not speak- ing. 4 "You are a good dream," said the king. " I hope you will go The Book on dreaming." of Merlyn " I am not a dream at all. I am the man whom you remem- bered." "Oh, Merlyn, it has been so miserable since you left! Every- thing which you helped to do was wrong. All your teaching was deception. Nothing was worth doing. You and I will be forgotten, like people who never were." "Forgotten?" asked the magician. He smiled in the candle light, looking round the tent as if to assure himself of its furs and twinkling mail and the tapestries and vellums. "There was a king," he said, "whom Nennius wrote about, and Geoffrey of Monmouth. The Archdeacon of Oxford was said to have had a hand in him, and even that delightful ass, Gerald the Welshman. Brut, Layamon and the rest of them: what a lot of lies they all managed to tell! Some said that he was a Briton painted blue, some that he was in chain mail to suit the ideas of the Norman romancers. Certain lumbering Germans dressed him up to vie with their tedious Siegfrieds. Others put him into plate, like your friend Thomas of Hutton Coniers, and others again, notably a romantic Elizabethan called Hughes, recognised his extraordinary problem of love. Then there was a blind poet who tried to justify God's ways to man, and he weighed Arthur against Adam, wondering which was the more important of the two. At the same time came masters of music like Purcell, and later still such titans as the Romantics, endlessly dreaming about our king. There came men who dressed him in armour like ivy-leaves, and who made all his friends to stand about among ruins with brambles twining round them, or else to swoon backward with a mel- low blur kissing them on the lips. Also there was Victoria's lord. Even the most unlikely people meddled with him, people like Aubrey Beardsley, who illustrated his history. After a bit there was poor old White, who thought that we represented the ideas of chivalry. He said that our importance lay in our decency, in our resistance against the bloody mind of man. What an anachronist he was, dear fellow! Fancy starting after William the Conqueror, and ending in the Wars of the Roses . . . Then there were people who turned out the Morte d' Ar- thur in mystic waves like the wireless, and others in an undis- covered hemisphere who still pretended that Arthur and Mer- lyn were the natural fathers of themselves in pictures which would move. The Matter of Britain ! Certainly we were forgot- 5 ten, Arthur, if a thousand years and half a thousand, and yet a The Booh thousand years again, are to be the measure of forgetfulness." of Merlyn "Who is this Wight?" "A fellow," replied the magician absently. "Just listen, will you, while I recite a piece from Kipling?" And the old gentle- man proceeded to intone with passion the famous paragraph out of Pook's Hill: " 'I've seen Sir Huon and a troop of his people setting off from Tintagel Castle for Hy-Brasil in the teeth of a sou'-westerly gale, with the spray flying all over the castle, and the Horses of the Hill wild with fright. Out they'd go in a lull, screaming like gulls, and back they'd be driven five good miles inland before they could come head to wind again. ... It was Magic — Magic as black as Merlin could make it, and the whole sea was green fire and white foam with singing mermaids in it. And the Horses of the Hill picked their way from one wave to another by the lightning flashes! That was how it was in the old days!' "There is description for you," he added, when he had finished the piece. "There is prose. No wonder that Dan cried 'Splendid!' at the end of it. And all was written about ourselves or about our friends." "But Master, I do not understand." The magician stood up, looking at his ancient pupil in perplexity. He twisted his beard into several rat tails, put the corners in his mouth, twirled his moustachios, and cracked his finger joints. He was frightened of what he had done to the king, feeling as if he were trying to revive a drowned man with artificial respiration, who was nearly too far gone. But he was not ashamed. When you are a scientist you must press on without remorse, following the only thing of any importance, Truth. Later he asked quietly, as if he were calling somebody who was asleep: "Wart?" There was no reply. "King?" The bitter answer was: "Le roy s'advisera." It was worse than he had feared. He sat down, took the limp hand, and began to wheedle. "One more try," he asked. "We are not quite done." "What is the use of trying?" "It is a thing which people do." 6 "People are dupes, then." The Book The old fellow replied frankly: "People are dupes, and of Merlyn wicked too. That is what makes it interesting to get them better." His victim opened his eyes, but closed them wearily. "The thing which you were thinking about before I came, king, was true. I mean about Homo ferox. But hawks are ferae naturae also: that is their interest." The eyes remained closed. "The thing which you were thinking about . . . about peo- ple being machines: that was not true. Or, if it is true, it does not signify. For if we are all machines ourselves, then there are none to bother about." "I see." Curiously enough, he did see. Also his eyes came open and remained open. "Do you remember the angel in the Bible, who was ready to spare whole cities provided that one just man could be found? Was it one? That applies to Homo ferox, Arthur, even now." The eyes began to watch their vision closely. "You have been taking my advice too literally, king. To disbelieve in original sin, does not mean that you must believe in original virtue. It only means that you must not believe that people are utterly wicked. Wicked they may be, and even very wicked, but not utterly. Otherwise, I agree, it would be no use trying." Arthur said, with one of his sweet smiles: "This is a good dream. I hope it will be long." His teacher took out his spectacles, polished them, put them on his nose, and examined the old man carefully. There was a hint of satisfaction behind the lenses. "Unless," he said, "you had lived this, you would not have known it. One has to live one's knowledge. How are you?" "Fairly well. How are you?" "Very well." They shook hands, as if they had just met. "Will you be staying?" "Actually," replied the necromancer, now blowing his nose furiously in order to hide his glee, or perhaps to hide his contrition, " I shall hardly be here at all. I have been sent with an invitation." He folded his handkerchief and replaced it in his cap. "Any mice?" asked the king with a first faint twinkle. The 7 skin of his face twitched as it were, or tautened itself for the 7 be Hook fraction of a second, so that you could see underneath it, in the of Merlyn bone perhaps, the freckled, snub-nosed countenance of a little boy who had once been charmed by Archimedes. Merlyn took the skull-cap off indulgently. "One," he said. " I think it was a mouse: but it has become partly shrivelled. And here, I see, is the frog I picked up in the summer. It had been run over, poor creature, during the drought. A perfect silhouette." He examined it complacently before putting it back, then crossed his legs and examined his companion in the same way, nursing his knee. "The invitation," he said. "We were hoping you would pay us a visit. Your battle can look after itself until tomorrow, we suppose?" "Nothing matters in a dream." This seemed to anger him, for he exclaimed with some vexation: "I wish you would stop about dreams! How would you like it if I were to call you a dream? You must consider other people." "Never mind." "The invitation, then. It was to visit my cave, where young Nimue put me. Do you remember her? There are some friends in it, waiting to meet you." "It would be beautiful." "Your battle is arranged, I believe, and you would hardly sleep in any case. It might cheer your heart to come." "Nothing is arranged," said the king. "But dreams arrange themselves." At this the aged gentleman leaped from his seat, clutching his forehead as if he had been shot in it, and raised his wand of lignum vitae to the skies. "Merciful powers! Dreams again!" He took off his conical hat with a stately gesture, looked piercingly upon the bearded figure opposite which looked as old as he did, and banged himself on the head with his wand as a mark of exclamation. Then he sat down, half stunned, having misjudged the emphasis. The old king watched him with a warming mind. Now that he was dreaming of his long-lost friend so vividly, he began to 8 see why Merlyn had always clowned on purpose. It had been a The Book means of helping people to learn in a happy way. He began to of Merlyn feel the greatest affection, which was even mixed with awe, for his tutor's ancient courage: which could go on believing and trying with undaunted crankiness, in spite of ages of experi- ence. He began to be lightened at the thought that benevolence and valour could persist. In the lightening of his heart he smiled, closed his eyes, and dropped asleep in earnest. 2 When he opened them, it was still dark. Merlyn was there, moodily scratching the greyhound's ears and muttering. He had saved his pupil from misery before, by being nasty to him when he was a young boy called the Wart, but he knew that the poor old chap before him now had suffered too much misery for the trick to work again. The next best thing was to distract the king's attention, he must have decided, for he set to work as soon as the eyes were open, in a way which all magicians understand. They are accustomed to palm things off on people, under a mirage of patter. "Now," he said. "Dreams. We must get this over for good and all. Apart from the maddening indignity of being called a dream — personally, because it muddles you — it confuses other people. How about the learned readers? And it is degrading to ourselves. When I was a third-rate schoolmaster in the twentieth century — or was it in the nineteenth — every single boy I ever met wrote essays for me which ended: Then he woke up. You could say that the Dream was the only literary convention of their most degraded classrooms. Are we to be this? We are the Matter of Britain, remember. And what of oneirocriticism, I ask? What are the psychologists to make of it? Stuff as dreams are made of is stuff and nonsense in my opinion." "Yes," said the king meekly. "Do I look like a dream?" "Yes." Merlyn seemed to gasp with vexation, then put the whole beard into his mouth at one mouthful. After this he blew his nose and went away to stand in a corner, with his face to the canvas, where he began to soliloquise indignantly. io "Of all the persecutions and floutings," he stated. "How The Book can a necromancer prove he is not a vision, when suspected of of Merlyn the baseness? A ghost may prove he is alive by being pinched: but not so with a by-our-lady dream. For, argal, you can dream of pinches. Yet hist! There is the noted remedy, in which the dreamer pinches his own leg. "Arthur," he directed, turning round like a top, "be pleased to pinch yourself." "Yes." "Now, does this prove you are awake?" "I doubt it." The vision examined him sadly. " I was afraid it would not," it agreed; and it returned to its corner, where it began to recite some complicated passages from Burton, Jung, Hippocrates and Sir Thomas Browne. After five minutes, it struck its fist into the palm of the other hand and marched back to the candle light, inspired by the bed of Cleopatra. "Listen," Merlyn announced. "Have you ever dreamed of a smell?" "Dreamed of a smell?" "Do not repeat." "lean hardly. . ." "Come, come. You have dreamed of a sight, have you not? And of a feeling: everybody has dreamed of a feeling. You may even have dreamed of a taste. I recollect that once when I had forgotten to eat anything for a fortnight, I dreamed of a chocolate pudding: which I distinctly tasted, but it was snatched away. The question is, have you ever dreamed of a smell?" "I do not think I have: not to smell it." "Make sure. Do not stare like an idiot, my dear man, but attend to the matter in hand. Have you ever dreamed with your nose?" "Never. I cannot remember dreaming of a smell." "You are positive?" "Positive." "Then smell that!" cried the necromancer, snatching off his skull-cap and presenting it under Arthur's nose, with its cargo of mice, frogs and a few shrimps for salmon-fishing which he had overlooked. "Phew!" "Am I a dream now?" | , "It does not smell like one." The Hook "Well, then .. ." of Merlyn "Merlyn," said the king. "It makes no difference whether you are a dream or not, so long as you are here. Sit down and be patient for a little, if you can. Tell me the reason of your visit. Talk. Say you have come to save us from this war." The old fellow had achieved his object of artificial respira- tion as well as he could; so now he sat down comfortably, and took the matter in hand. "No," he said. "Nobody can be saved from anything, unless they save themselves. It is hopeless doing things for people — it is often very dangerous indeed to do things at all — and the only thing worth doing for the race is to increase its stock of ideas. Then, if you make available a larger stock, the people are at liberty to help themselves from out of it. By this process the means of improvement is offered, to be accepted or rejected freely, and there is a faint hope of progress in the course of the millennia. Such is the business of the philos- opher, to open new ideas. It is not his business to impose them on people." "You did not tell me this before." "Why not?" "You have egged me into doing things during all my life . . . The Chivalry and the Round Table which you made me invent, what were these but efforts to save people, and to get things done?" "They were ideas," said the philosopher firmly, "rudimen- tary ideas. All thought, in its early stages, begins as action. The actions which you have been wading through have been ideas, clumsy ones of course, but they had to be established as a foundation before we could begin to think in earnest. You have been teaching man to think in action. Now it is time to think in our heads." "So my Table was not a failure — Master?" "Certainly not. It was an experiment. Experiments lead to new ones, and this is why I have come to take you to our burrow." "I am ready," he said, amazed to find that he was feeling happy. "The committee discovered that there had been some gaps in your education, two of them, and it was determined that 1 2 these ought to be put right before concluding the active stage The Book of the Idea." of Merlyn "What is this committee? It sounds as if they had been making a report." "And so we did. You will meet them presently in the cave. But now, excuse my mentioning it, there is a matter to arrange before we go." Here Merlyn examined his toes with a doubtful eye, hesitat- ing to continue. "Men's brains," he explained in the end, "seem to get petrified as they grow older. The surface becomes perished, like worn leather, and will no longer take impressions. You may have noticed it?" "I feel a stiffness in my head." "Now children have resilient, plastic brains," continued the magician with relish, as if he were talking about caviare sandwiches. "They can take impressions before you could say Jack Robinson. To learn a language when you are young, for instance, might literally be called child's play: but after middle age one finds it is the devil." "I have heard people say so." "What the committee suggested was, that if you are to learn these things we speak of, you ought — ahem — you ought to be a boy. They have furnished me with a patent medicine to do it. You understand: you would become the Wart once more." "Not if I had to live my life again," replied the other old fellow evenly. They faced each other like image and object in a mirror, the outside corners of their eyes drawn down with the hooded lids of age. "It would be only for the evening." "The Elixir of Life?" "Exactly. Think of the people who have tried to find it." "If I were to find such a thing, I would throw it away." "I hope you are not being stupid about children," asked Merlyn, looking vaguely about him. "We have high authority for being born again, like little ones. Grown-ups have de- veloped an unpleasant habit lately, I notice, of comforting themselves for their degradation by pretending that children are childish. I trust we are free from this?" "Everybody knows that children are more intelligent than their parents." "You and I know it, but the people who are going to read this book do not. "Our readers of that time," continued the necromancer in a grim voice, "have exactly three ideas in their magnificent noddles. The first is that the human species is superior to others. The second, that the twentieth century is superior to other centuries. And the third, that human adults of the twentieth century are superior to their young. The whole illusion may be labelled Progress, and anybody who questions it is called puerile, reactionary, or an escapist. The March of Mind, God help them." He considered these facts for some time, then added: "And a fourth piece of scientific clap-trap which they are to have, rejoices in the name of anthropomorphism. Even their chil- dren are supposed to be so superior to the animals that you must never mention the two creatures in the same breath. If you begin considering men as animals, they put it the other way round and say that you are considering animals as men, a sin which they hold to be worse than bigamy. Imagine a scientist being merely an animal, they say! Tut-tut, and Tilly- fol-de-rido!" "Who are these readers?" "The readers of the book." "What book?" "The book we are in." "Are we in a book?" "We had better attend to the job," said Merlyn hastily. He took hold of his wand, rolled up his sleeves, and fixed a tight eye on the patient. "Do you agree?" he asked. But the old king stopped him. "No," he said, with a sort of firm apology. " I have earned my body and mind with many years of labour. It would be undignified to change them. I am not too proud to be a child, Merlyn, bu t too old. If it were my body which were to be made young, it would be unsuitable to keep an old mind in it. While, if you were to change them both, the labour of living all those years would turn to vanity. There is nothing else for it, Master. We must keep the state of life to which it has pleased God to call us." The magician lowered the wand. "But your brain," he complained. "It is like a fossilised sponge. And would you not have liked to be young, to frisk 14 about and feel your knees again? Young people are happy, are The Book they not? We had meant it for a pleasure." of Merlyn "It would indeed have been a pleasure, and thank you for thinking of it. But life is not invented for happiness, I do believe. It is made for something else." Merlyn chewed the end of his stick while he considered. "You are right," he said in the end. "I was against the proposal from the start. But something will have to be done to souple your intellects, for all that, or you will never catch the new idea. I suppose there would be no objection to a cerebral massage, if I could manage it? I should have to get my galvanic batteries, my extra-reds and under-violets: my french chalk and my pinches of this and that: a touch of adrenalin and a sniff of garlic. You know the kind of thing?" "No, if you think it is right." He extended his hand into the ether, with a well-remem- bered gesture, and the apparatus began to materialise obedi- ently: muddled up as usual. 3 The treatment was unpleasant. It was like having one's hair brushed vigorously the wrong way, or like having a sprained ankle flexed by that dreadful kind of masseuse who urges people to relax. The king gripped the arms of his chair, closed his eyes, clenched his teeth and sweated. When he opened them for the second time that evening, it was on a different world. "Good heavens!" he exclaimed, jumping to his feet. In leaving the chair he did not take his weight upon his wrists, like an old man, but upon the palms and phalanges. "Look at the dog's hollow eyes! The candles are reflected from the back, not from the front, as if it were from the bottom of a cup. Why have I never noticed this before? And look here: there is a hole in Bathsheba's bath, which needs darning. What is this entry in the book? Susp.} * Who has betrayed us into hanging peo- ple? Nobody deserves to be hanged. Merlyn, why is there no reflection from your eyes, when I put the candles between us? Why have I never thought about it? The light comes red from a fox, green from a cat, yellow from a horse, saffron from a dog . . . And look at that falcon's beak: it has a tooth in it like a saw! Goshawks and sparrow-hawks do not have a tooth. It must be a peculiarity of falco. What an extraordinary thing a tent is! Half of it is trying to push it up, and the other half is trying to pull it down. Ex nihilo res fit J And look at those chess-men! Check-mate indeed! Nay, we will try the ploy again . . ." Imagine a rusty bolt on the garden door, which has been set * Abbreviation for suspendatur, "let him be hanged." "^'Something comes of nothing." This is a parody or adaptation of ex nihilo nihil fit, that is, "nothing comes of nothing," familiar (though not in that exact form) from both Lucretius and Persius. 1 6 wrong, or the door has sagged on its hinges since it was put on, The Book and for years that bolt has never been shot efficiently: except of Merlyn by hammering it, or by lifting the door a little, and wriggling it home with effort. Imagine then that the old bolt is unscrewed, rubbed with emery paper, bathed in paraffin, polished with fine sand, generously oiled, and reset by a skilled workman with such nicety that it bolts and unbolts with the pressure of a finger — with the pressure of a feather — almost so that you could blow it open or shut. Can you imagine the feelings of the bolt? They are the feelings of glory which convalescent people have, after a fever. It would look forward to being bolted, yearning for the rapture of its sweet, successful motion. For happiness is only a bye-product of function, as light is a bye-product of the electric current running through the wires. If the current cannot run efficiently, the light does not come. That is why nobody finds happiness, who seeks it on its own account. But man must seek to be like the working bolt; like the unimpeded run of electricity; like the convalescent whose eyes, long thwarted in their sockets by headache and fever, so that it was a grievous pain to move them, now flash from side to side with the ease of clean fishes in clear water. The eyes are working, the current is working, the bolt is working. So the light shines. That is happiness: working well. "Hold hard," said Merlyn. "After all, we have no train to catch." "No train?" " I beg your pardon. It is a quotation which a friend of mine used to apply to human progress. However, as you look as if you were feeling better, shall we start for the cave at once?" "Immediately." They made no further ado but lifted the tent-flap and were gone, leaving the sleeping greyhound to watch the hooded hawk in solitude. Hearing the tent-flap lift, the blinded bird screamed out in raucous accents for attention. It was a bracing walk for both of them. The wild wind and the speed of their passage tugged their beards to left or right over their shoulders, accordingly as they did not face exactly into the eye of it, which gave a tight feeling at the hair-roots, as if they were in curl papers. They sped over Salisbury plain, past the thought-provoking monument of Stonehenge, where Merlyn, in passing, cried a salutation to the old gods whom Arthur could not see: to Crom, Bel and others. They whirled i 7 over Wiltshire, strode beyond Dorset and sped through De- The Booh von, as fast as a wire cutting cheese. The plains, downs, of Merlyn forests, moors and hillocks fell behind them. The glinting rivers swung past like the spokes of a turning wheel. In Cornwall they halted, by the side of an ancient tumulus like an enormous mole-hill, with a dark opening in its side. "We go in." "I have been to this place before," said the king, standing still in a kind of catalepsy. "Yes." "When?" "When yourself?" He groped, searched in his mind, feeling that the revelation was in his heart. But "No," he said, "I cannot remember." "Come and see." They went down the labyrinthine passages, past the turnings which led to the bedchambers, to the middens, to the storerooms and to the place where you went if you wanted to wash your hands. At last the king stopped, with his ringers on the door latch at the end of a passage, and announced: "I know where I am." Merlyn watched. " It is the badger's sett, where I went when I was a child." "Yes." "Merlyn, you villain! I have been mourning you for half a lifetime, because I thought you were shut up like a toad in a hole, and all the time you have been sitting in the Combination Room, arguing with badger!" "Open the door, and look." He opened it. There was the well-remembered room. There were the portraits of long-dead badgers, famous for schol- arship or godliness: there were the glow-worms and the mahogany fans and the tilting board for circulating the decan- ters. There were the moth-eaten gowns and the chairs of stamped leather. But, best of all, there were his earliest friends — the preposterous committee. They were rising shyly to their feet to greet him. They were confused in their humble feelings, partly because they had been looking forward to the surprise so much, and partly because they had never met real kings before — so that they were afraid he might be different. Still, they were determined zo that they ought to do the thing in style. They had arranged that The Book the proper thing would be to stand up, and perhaps to bow or of Merlyn smile a bit. There had been solemn consultations among them about whether he ought to be addressed as "Your Majesty" or as "Sir," about whether his hand ought to be kissed, about whether he would be much changed, and even, poor souls, about whether he would remember them at all. They were there in a circle round the fire: badger hoisting himself bashfully to his feet while a perfect avalanche of manuscript shot out of his lap into the fender: T. natrix uncoiling himself and flickering an ebon tongue, with which he proposed to kiss the royal hand if necessary: Archimedes bobbing up and down with pleasure and anticipation, half spreading his wings and causing them to flutter, like a small bird asking to be fed: Balin looking crushed for the first time in his life, because he was afraid he might have been forgotten: Cavall, so agonised by the glory of his feelings that he had to go away into a corner and be sick: goat, who had given the emperor's salute in a flash of foresight long before: hedgehog standing loyal and erect at the bottom of the circle, where he had been made to sit apart from the others on account of his fleas, but full of patriotism and anxiety to be noticed if possible. Even the enormous stuffed pike, which was a novelty over the mantelpiece beneath the Founder, seemed to regard him with a supplicating eye. "Oh, people!" exclaimed the king. Then they all flushed a great deal, and shuffled their feet, and said that he must please to excuse their humble home, or Welcome to Your Majesty, or We did mean to put up a banner only it had got lost, or Are your regal feet wet? or Here comes the squire, or Oh, it is so lovely to see you after all these years! Hedgehog saluted stiffly, saying "Rule Britannia!" The next moment a rejuvenated Arthur was shaking hands with all, kissing them and thumping them on the back, until the tears stood in every eye. "We did not know . . ." sniffed the badger. "We were afraid you might have forgot . . ." "Do we say Your Majesty, or do we say Sir?" He sensibly answered the question on its merits. "It is Your Majesty for an emperor, but for an ordinary king it is Sir." So from that moment they thought of him as the Wart, z i without considering the matter further. The Book When the excitement had died down, Merlyn closed the of Merlyn door and took control of the situation. "Now," he said. uWe have a great deal of business to transact, and very little time to do it in. Here you are, king: here is a chair for you at the head of the circle, because you are our leader, who does the hard work and suffers the pains. And you, urchin, it is your turn to be Ganymede, so you had better fetch the madeira wine and be quick about it. Hand round a big cup for everybody, and then we will start the meeting." Hedgehog brought the first cup to Arthur, and served him with importance on a bended knee, keeping one grubby thumb in the glass. Then, while he moved off round the circle, the some-time Wart had leisure to look about him. The Combination Room had changed since his last visit, a change which hinted strongly at his tutor's personality. For there, on all the spare chairs and on the floor and on the tables, lying open to mark significant passages, were thousands of books of all descriptions, each one forgotten since it had been laid down for future reference, and all covered with a fine layer of dust. There was Thierry and Pinnow and Gibbon and Sigismondi and Duruy and Prescott and Parkman and Jus- serand and d' Alton and Tacitus and Smith and Trevelyan and Herodotus and Dean Millman and MacAllister and Geoffrey of Monmouth and Wells and Clausewitz and Giraldus Cambrensis — including the lost volumes on England and Scotland — and Tolstoy's War and Peace and the Comic His- tory of England and the Saxon Chronicle and the Four Masters. There were de Beer's Vertebrate Zoology, Elliott- Smith's Essays on the Evolution of Man, Eltringham's Senses of Insects, Browne's Vulgar Errors, Aldrovandus, Matthew Paris, a Bestiary by Physiologus, Frazer in the complete edi- tion, and even Zeus by A. B. Cook. There were encyclopedias, charts of the human and other bodies, reference books like Witherby, about every sort of bird and animal, dictionaries, logarithm tables, and the whole series of the D.N.B. On one wall there was a digest made out in Merlyn's longhand, which shewed, in parallel columns, a concordance of the histories of the human races for the last ten thousand years. The Assyr- ians, Sumerians, Mongols, Aztecs etc. each had a separate ink, and the year a.d. or B.C. was written on a vertical line at i j the left of the columns, so that it was like a graph. Then, on The Book another wall, which was even more interesting, there was a of Merlyn real graph which shewed the rise and fall of various animal races for the last thousand million years. When a race became extinct, its line met the horizontal asymptote and vanished. One of the latest to do this was the Irish elk. A map, done for fun, shewed the position of the local birds' nests in the previous spring. In a corner of the room remote from the fire, there was a work table with a microscope on it, under whose lens there was laid out an exquisite piece of micro-dissection, the nervous system of an ant. On the same table there were the skulls of men, apes, fish and wild geese, also dissected, in order to shew the relation between neopallium and corpus striatum. Another corner was fitted up with a sort of laboratory, in which, in indescribable confusion, there stood retorts, test tubes, centrifuges, germ-cultures, beakers and bottles labelled Pituitary, Adrenalin, Furniture Polish, Venticatchellum's Curry Powder, or De Kuyper's Gin. The latter had a pencilled inscription on the label, which said: The Level on this Bottle is MARKED, Finally there were meat-safes containing live specimens of mantes, locusts and other insects, while the remainder of the floor carried a debris of the magician's passing crazes. These were croquet mallets, knitting needles, pastels surfins, lino-cutting tools, kites, boomerangs, glue, boxes of cigars, home-made wood-wind instruments, cookery books, a bull-roarer, a telescope, a tin of grafting wax and a hamper marked Fortnum and Mason's on the bottom. The old king heaved a sigh of contentment, and forgot about the actual world. "Now, badger," said Merlyn, who was bristling with im- portance and officiousness, "hand me the minutes of the last meeting." "We did not take any. There was no ink." "Never mind. Give me the notes on the Great Victorian Hubris." "They were used to light the fire." "Confound it. Then pass the Prophecies." "Here they are," said the badger proudly, and he stooped down to scrape together the flood of papers which had shot into the fender when he first stood up. " I had them ready," he explained, "on purpose." 24 They had caught light, however, and, when he had blown The Book them out and delivered them to the magician, it was found that of Merlyn all the pages had been burned in half. "Really, this is too vexatious! What have you done with the Thesis on Man, and the Dissertation Concerning Might?" "I had them under my hand a moment ago." And the poor badger, who was supposed to be the secretary of the committee, but he was not a good one, began rummag- ing about short-sightedly among the boomerangs, looking very much ashamed and worried. Archimedes said, "It might be easier to do it without papers, Master, just by talking." Merlyn glared at him. "We have only to explain," suggested T. natrix. Merlyn glared at him also. " It is what we shall have to do in the end," said Balin, "in any case." Merlyn gave up glaring and went into the sulks. Cavall, who had come secretly, sneaked into the king's lap with an imploring look, and was not prevented. Goat stared into the fire with his jewel eyes. Badger sat down again with a guilty expression, and hedgehog, sitting primly in his corner away from the others with his hands folded in his lap, gave an unexpected lead. "Tell 'un," he said. Everybody looked at him in surprise, but he was not to be put down. He knew why people moved away when he sat next to them, but a mun had rights for all that. "Tell 'un," he repeated. The king said, " I would like it very much if you did tell me. At present I do not understand anything, except that I have been brought here to fill some gaps in this extraordinary education. Could you explain from the beginning?" "The trouble is," said Archimedes, "that it is difficult to decide which is the beginning." "Tell me about the committee, then. Why are you a commit- tee, and what on?" "You could say we are the Committee on Might in Man. We have been trying to understand your puzzle." " It is a Royal Commission," explained the badger proudly. " It was felt that a mixture of animals would be able to advise upon the different departments ..." Here Merlyn could contain himself no longer. Even for the 15 sake of his sulks, it was impossible to hold off when it came to The Book talking, of Merlyn "Allow me," he said. " I know exactly where to begin, and now I shall do it. Everybody to listen. "My dear Wart," he continued, after the hedgehog had said Hear-hear and, as an afterthought, Order-order, "I must ask you at the outset to cast your mind back to the beginning of my tutorship. Can you remember?" "It was with animals." "Exactly. And has it occurred to you that this was not for fun?" "Well, it was fun. . . ." "But why, we are asking you, with animals?" "Suppose you were to tell me." The magician crossed his knees, folded his arms and frowned with importance. "There are two hundred and fifty thousand separate species of animal in this world," he said, "not counting the living vegetables, and of these no less than two thousand eight hundred and fifty are mammals like man. They all of them have some form of politics or another — it was the one mistake my old friend Aristotle made, when he defined his man as a Political Animal — yet man himself, this miserable nonentity among two hundred and forty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine others, goes drivelling along his tragic politi- cal groove, without ever lifting his eyes to the quarter million examples which surround him. What makes it still more extraordinary is that man is a parvenu among the rest, nearly all of which had already solved his problems in one way or another, many thousand years before he was created." There was a murmur of admiration from the committee, and the grass-snake added gently: " It was why he tried to give you an idea of nature, king, because it was hoped that when you were struggling with the puzzle, you would look about you." "The politics of all animals," said the badger, "deal with the control of Might." "But I do not see . . ." he began, only to be anticipated. "Of course you do not see," said Merlyn. "You were going to say that animals have no politics. Take my advice, and think it over." 26 "Have they?" The Book "Of course they have, and very efficient ones they are. Some of Merlyn of them are communists or fascists, like many of the ants: some are anarchists, like the geese. There are socialists like some of the bees, and, indeed, among the three thousand families of the ant itself, there are other shades of ideology besides fascism. Not all are slave-makers or warfarers. There are bank-balance-holders like the squirrel, or the bear who hibernates on his fat. Any nest or burrow or feeding ground is a form of individual property, and how do you think the crows, rabbits, minnows, and all the other gregarious crea- tures contrive to live together, if they have not faced the questions of Democracy and of Force?" It was evidently a well-worn topic, for the badger inter- rupted before the king could reply. 44 You have never given us," he said, "and you never will give us, an example of capitalism in the natural world." Merlyn looked unhappy. "And," he added, "if you cannot give an example, it only shews that capitalism is unnatural." The badger, it may be mentioned, was inclined to be Russian in his outlook. He and the other animals had argued with the magician so much during the past few centuries that they had all come to express themselves in highly magic terms, talking of bolshevists and nazis with as much ease as if they had been little more than the Lollards and Thrashers of contemporary history. Merlyn, who was a staunch conservative — which was rather progressive of him, when you reflect that he was living backwards — defended himself feebly. "Parasitism," he said, "is an ancient and respectable com- partment in nature, from the cuckoo to the flea." "We are not talking about parasitism. We are talking about capitalism, which has been exactly defined. Can you give me a single example, other than man, of a species whose individuals will exploit the labour value of individuals of the same spe- cies? Even fleas do not exploit fleas." Merlyn said: "There are certain apes which, when kept in captivity, have to be closely watched by their keepers. Other- wise the dominant individuals will deprive their comrades of food, even compelling them to regurgitate it, and the com- rades will starve." "It seems a shaky example." Merlyn folded his hands and looked more unhappy than ever. At last he screwed his courage to the sticking point, took a deep breath, and faced the truth. "It is a shaky example," he said. "I find it impossible to mention an example of true capitalism in nature." 28 He had no sooner said it than his hands unfolded themselves The Book like lightning, and the fist of one flashed into the palm of the of Merlyn other. "I have it!" he cried. "I knew I was right about capitalism. We are looking at it the wrong way round." "We generally are." "The main specialisation of a species is nearly always unnatural to other species. Just because there are no examples of capital in nature, it does not mean that capital is unnatural for man, in the sense of its being wrong. You might as well say that it is wrong for a giraffe to eat the tops of trees, because there are no other antelopes with necks as long as his, or that it was wrong for the first amphibian to crawl out of the water, because there were no other examples of amphibians at the time. Capitalism is man's speciality, just as his cerebrum is. There are no other examples in nature of a creature with a cerebrum like that of man. This does not mean that it is unnatural for man to have a cerebrum. On the contrary, it means that he must go ahead with it. And the same with his capitalism. It is, like his brain, a speciality, a jewel in the crown! Now I come to think of it, capitalism may be actually consequent upon the possession of a developed cerebrum. Otherwise, why should our only other example of capitalism — those apes I mentioned — occur among the anthropoids whose brains are akin to man's? Yes, yes, I knew I was right to be a minor capitalist all the time. I knew there was a sensible reason why the Russians of my youth should have modified their ideas. The fact that it is unique does not mean that it is wrong: on the contrary, it means that it is right. Right for man, of course, not for the other animals. It means . . ." "Do you realise," asked Archimedes, "that the audience has not understood a single word you are saying, for several minutes?" Merlyn stopped abruptly and looked at his pupil, who had been following the conversation with his eyes more than anything else, looking from one face to the other. "I am sorry." The king spoke absently, almost as if he were talking to himself. "Have I been stupid?" he asked slowly, "stupid not to notice animals?" "Stupid !" cried the magician, triumphant once again, for he was in high delight over his discovery about capital. 'There at 19 last is a crumb of truth on a pair of human lips! Nunc The Book dimittis!"* ofMerlyn And he immediately leaped upon his hobby-horse, to gallop off in all directions. "The cheek of the human race," he exclaimed, "is some- thing to knock you footless. Begin with the unthinkable universe; narrow down to the minute sun inside it; pass to the satellite of the sun which we are pleased to call the Earth; glance at the myriad algae, or whatever the things are called, of the sea, and at the uncountable microbes, going backwards to a minus infinity, which populate ourselves. Drop an eye on those quarter million other species which I have mentioned, and upon the unmentionable expanses of time through which they have lived. Then look at man, an upstart whose eyes, speaking from the point of view of nature, are scarcely open further than the puppy's. There he is, the — the gollywog — " He was becoming so excited that he had no time to think of suitable epithets. "There he is, dubbing himself Homo sa- piens, forsooth, proclaiming himself the lord of creation, like that ass Napoleon putting on his own crown! There he is, condescending to the other animals: even condescending, God bless my soul and body, to his ancestors! It is the Great Victorian Hubris, the amazing, ineffable presumption of the nineteenth century. Look at those historical novels by Scott, in which the human beings themselves, because they lived a couple of hundred years ago, are made to talk like imitation warming pans! Man, proud man, stands there in the twentieth century, complacently believing that the race has 'advanced' in the course of a thousand miserable years, and busy blowing his brothers to bits. When will they learn that it takes a million years for a bird to modify a single one of its primary feathers? There he stands, the crashing lubber, pretending that every- thing is different because he has made an internal combustion engine. There he stands, ever since Darwin, because he has heard that there is such a thing as evolution. Quite regardless of the fact that evolution happens in million-year cycles, he thinks he has evolved since the Middle Ages. Perhaps the * Literally, "now you send away" or "now you let depart," from the Canticle of Simeon, Luke 2:29. This has come to be used in a general sense, signifying "I've seen it all now; I can die happy." 30 combustion engine has evolved, but not he. Look at him The Book sniggering at his own progenitors, let alone the other types of of Merlyn mammal, in that insufferable Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. The sheer, shattering sauce of it! And making God in his own image! Believe me, the so-called primitive races who worshipped animals as gods were not so daft as people choose to pretend. At least they were humble. Why should not God have come to the earth as an earth-worm? There are a great many more worms than men, and they do a great deal more good. And what is it all about, anyway? Where is this marvellous superiority which makes the twen- tieth century superior to the Middle Ages, and the Middle Ages superior to primitive races and to the beasts of the field? Is man so particularly good at controlling his Might and his Ferocity and his Property? What does he do? He massacres the members of his own species like a cannibal ! Do you know that it has been calculated that, during the years between 1 100 and 1900, the English were at war for four hundred and nineteen years and the French for three hundred and seventy-three? Do you know that Lapouge has reckoned that nineteen million men are killed in Europe in every century, so that the amount of blood spilled would feed a fountain of blood running seven hundred litres an hour since the beginning of history? And let me tell you this, dear sir. War, in Nature herself outside of man, is so much a rarity that it scarcely exists. In all those two hundred and fifty thousand species, there are only a dozen or so which go to war. If Nature ever troubled to look at man, the little atrocity, she would be shocked out of her wits. "And finally," concluded the magician, pulling up into a canter, "leaving his morals out of account, is the odious creature important even in a physical sense? Would neutral Nature be compelled to notice him, more than the greenfly or the coral insect, because of the changes which he has effected on the surface of the earth?" 4 The king said politely, stunned by such a lot of declama- tion: "Surely she would. Surely we are important from what we have done?" "How?" demanded his tutor fiercely. "Well, I must say. Look at the buildings which we have made on the earth, and towns, and arable fields . . ." "The Great Barrier Reef," observed Archimedes, looking at the ceiling, "is a building a thousand miles long, and it was built entirely by insects." "But that is only a reef . . ." Merlyn dashed his hat on the floor, in his usual way. "Can you never learn to think impersonally?" he de- manded. "The coral insect would have as much right to reply to you, that London is only a town." "Even then, if all the towns in the world were placed end to end. . ." Archimedes said: " If you begin producing all the towns in the world, I shall begin producing all the coral islands and atolls. Then we will weigh them carefully against each other, and we shall see what we shall see." "Perhaps coral insects are more important than men, then, but this is only one species . . ." Goat said slyly: "The committee had a note somewhere about the beaver, I think, in which he was said to have made whole seas and continents. . . ." "The birds," began Balin with exaggerated nonchalance, "by carrying the seeds of trees in their droppings, are said to have made forests so large . . ." "Them rabbits," interrupted the urchin, "whatter nigh deflopulated Austrylia . . ." 32 "The Foraminifera of whose bodies the 'white cliffs of The Book Dover' are actually composed . . ." of Merlyn "The locusts . . ." Merlyn held up his hand. "Give him the humble earth-worm," he said majestically. So the animals recited in unison: "The naturalist Darwin has pointed out that there are about 25,000 earth-worms in every field acre, that they turn over in England alone 320,000,000 tons of soil a year, and that they are to be found in almost every region of the world. In thirty years they will alter the whole earth's surface to the depth of seven inches. 'The earth without worms,' says the immortal Gilbert White, 'would soon become cold, hard-bound, void of fermentation, and consequently sterile.' " 5 "It seems to me," said the king happily, for these high matters seemed to be taking him far from Mordred and Lancelot, far from the place where, as they put it in King Lear, humanity must perforce prey on itself like monsters of the deep, into the peaceful world where people thought and talked and loved each other without the misery of doing, "it seems to me, if what you say is true, that it would do my fellow humans good to take them down a peg. If they could be taught to look at themselves as another species of mammal for a change, they might find the novelty a tonic. Tell me what conclusions the committee has come to, for I am sure you have been discussing it, about the human animal?" "We have found ourselves in difficulty about the name." "What name?" "Homo sapiens," explained the grass-snake. "It became obvious that sapiens was hopeless as an adjective, but the trouble was to find another." Archimedes said: "Do you remember that Merlyn once told you why the chaffinch was called coelebs ? A good adjective for a species has to be appropriate to some peculiarity of it, like that." "The first suggestion," said Merlyn, "was naturally ferox, since man is the most ferocious of the animals." " It is strange that you should mention ferox. I was thinking that very word an hour ago. But you are exaggerating, of course, when you say that he is more ferocious than a tiger." "Am I?" "I have always found that men were decent on the whole Merlyn took off his spectacles, sighed deeply, polished 34 them, put them on again, and examined his disciple with The Book curiosity: as if he might at any moment begin to grow some of Merlyn long, soft, furry ears. "Try to remember the last time you went for a walk," he suggested mildly. "A walk?" "Yes, a walk in the English country lanes. Here comes Homo sapiens, taking his pleasure in the cool of the evening. Picture the scene. Here is a blackbird singing in the bush. Does it fall silent and fly away with a curse? Not a bit of it. It sings all the louder and perches on his shoulder. Here is a rabbit nibbling the short grass. Does it rush in terror towards its burrow? Not at all. It hops towards him. Here are field mouse, grass-snake, fox, hedgehog, badger. Do they conceal them- selves, or accept his presence? "Why," cried the old fellow suddenly, flaming out with a peculiar, ancient indignation, "there is not a humble animal in England that does not flee from the shadow of man, as a burnt soul from purgatory. Not a mammal, not a fish, not a bird. Extend your walk so that it passes by a river bank, and the very fish will dart away. It takes something, believe me, to be dreaded in all the elements there are. "And do not," he added quickly, laying his hand on Ar- thur's knee, "do not imagine that they fly from the presence of one another. If a fox walked down the lane, perhaps the rabbit would scuttle: but the bird in the tree and the rest of them would agree to his being. If a hawk swung by, perhaps the blackbird would cower: but the fox and the others would allow its arrival. Only man, only the earnest member of the Society for the Invention of Cruelty to Animals, only he is dreaded by every living thing." "But these animals are not what you could really call wild. A tiger, for instance . . ." Merlyn stopped him with his hand again. "Let the walk be in the Darkest Indies," he said, "if you like. There is not a tiger, not a cobra, not an elephant in the Afric jungle, but what he flies from man. A few tigers who have gone mad from tooth-ache will attack him, and the cobra, if hard pressed, will fight in self-defence. But if a sane man meets a sane tiger on a jungle path, it is the tiger who will turn aside. The only animals which do not run from man are those which have never seen him, the seals, penguins, dodos or whales of the Arctic seas, and these, in consequence, are immediately reduced to the verge of extinction. Even the few creatures which prey on man, the mosquito and the parasitic flea: even these are terrified of their host, and keep a sharp lookout to be beyond his fingers. "Homo ferox " continued Merlyn, shaking his head, "that rarity in nature, an animal which will kill for pleasure! There is not a beast in this room who would not scorn to kill, except for a meal. Man affects to feel indignation at the shrike, who keeps a small larder of snails etc. speared on thorns: yet his own well-stocked larder is surrounded by herds of charming creatures like the mooning bullock, and the sheep with its intelligent and sensitive face, who are kept solely in order to be slaughtered on the verge of maturity and devoured by their carnivorous herder, whose teeth are not even designed for those of a carnivore. You should read Lamb's letter to Southey, about baking moles alive, and sport with cockchaf- ers, and cats in bladders, and crimping skates, and anglers, those 'meek inflictors of pangs intolerable.' Homo ferox, the Inventor of Cruelty to Animals, who will rear pheasants at enormous expense for the pleasure of killing them: who will go to the trouble of training other animals to kill: who will burn living rats, as I have seen done in Eriu, in order that their shrieks may intimidate the local rodents: who will forcibly degenerate the livers of domestic geese, in order to make himself a tasty food: who will saw the growing horns off cattle, for convenience in transport: who will blind gold- finches with a needle, to make them sing: who will boil lobsters and shrimps alive, although he hears their piping screams: who will turn on his own species in war, and kill nineteen million every hundred years: who will publicly mur- der his fellow men when he has adjudged them to be criminals: and who has invented a way of torturing his own children with a stick, or of exporting them to concentration camps called Schools, where the torture can be applied by proxy . . . Yes, you are right to ask whether man can properly be described as ferox , for certainly the word in its natural meaning of wild life among decent animals ought never to be applied to such a creature." "Goodness," said the king. "You seem to lay it on." But the old magician would not be appeased. "The reason," he said, "why we felt doubts about using ferox, was because Archimedes suggested that stultus would be more appropriate." "Stultus} I thought we were intelligent?" "In one of the miserable wars when I was a younger man,11 said the magician, taking a deep breath, "it was found neces- sary to issue to the people of England a set of printed cards which entitled them to food. These cards had to be filled in by hand, before the food could be bought. Each individual had to write a number in one part of the card, his name in another part, and the name of the food-supplier in a third. He had to perform these three intellectual feats — one number and two names — or else he would get no food and starve to death. His life depended on the operation. It was found in the upshot, so far as I recollect, that two thirds of the population were unable to perform the sequence without mistake. And these people, we are told by the Catholic Church, are to be trusted with immortal souls!" "Are you sure of the facts?" asked the badger doubtfully. The old man had the grace to blush. "I did not note them down," he said, "but they are true in substance, if not in detail. I clearly remember, for instance, that a woman was found standing in a queue for bird-seed in the same war, who, upon interrogation, was discovered to possess no birds." Arthur objected. "It does not prove very much, even if they were unable to write their three things properly. If they had been any of the other animals, they would not have been able to write at all." "The short answer to that," replied the philosopher, "is that not a single human being can bore a hole in an acorn with his nose." "I do not understand." "Well, the insect called Balaninus elephas is able to bore acorns in the way I mention, but it cannot write. Man can write, but cannot bore acorns. These are their own specialisa- tions. The important difference is, however, that while Balaninus bores his holes with the greatest efficiency, man, as I have shown you, does not write with any efficiency at all. That is why I say that, species for species, man is more inefficient, more stultus, than his fellow beasts. Indeed, no sensible observer would expect the contrary. Man has been so The Book of Merlyn short a time upon our globe, that he can scarcely be expected to have mastered much." The king had found that he was beginning to feel depressed. "Did you think of many other names?" he asked. "There was a third suggestion, made by badger." At this the happy badger shuffled his feet with satisfaction, peeped sideways at the company round the corner of his spectacles, and examined his long nails. "Impoliticus " said Merlyn. "Homo impoliticus. You re- member that Aristotle defined us as political animals. Badger suggested examining this, and, after we had looked at his politics, impoliticus seemed to be the only word to use." "Go on, if you must." "We found that the political ideas of Homo ferox were of two kinds: either that problems could be solved by force, or that they could be solved by argument. The ant-men of the future, who believe in force, consider that you can determine whether twice two is four by knocking people down who dis- agree with you. The democrats, who are to believe in argu- ment, consider that all men are entitled to an opinion, because all are born equal — 'I am as good a man as you are,' the first instinctive ejaculation of the man who is not." "If neither force nor argument can be relied on," said the king, "I do not see what can be done." "Neither force, nor argument, nor opinion," said Merlyn with the deepest sincerity, "are thinking. Argument is only a display of mental force, a sort of fencing with points in order to gain a victory, not for truth. Opinions are the blind alleys of lazy or of stupid men, who are unable to think. If ever a true politician really thinks a subject out dispassionately, even Homo stultus will be compelled to accept his findings in the end. Opinion can never stand beside truth. At present, how- ever, Homo impoliticus is content either to argue with opin- ions or to fight with his fists, instead of waiting for the truth in his head. It will take a million years, before the mass of men can be called political animals." "What are we, then, at present?" "We find that at present the human race is divided politi- cally into one wise man, nine knaves, and ninety fools out of every hundred. That is, by an optimistic observer. The nine knaves assemble themselves under the banner of the most knavish among them, and become 'politicians': the wise man stands out, because he knows himself to be hopelessly out- $9 numbered, and devotes himself to poetry, mathematics or The Hook philosophy; while the ninety fools plod off behind the banners of Merlyn of the nine villains, according to fancy, into the labyrinths of chicanery, malice and warfare. It is pleasant to have com- mand, observes Sancho Panza, even over a flock of sheep, and that is why the politicians raise their banners. It is, moreover, the same thing for the sheep whatever the banner. If it is democracy, then the nine knaves will become members of parliament; if fascism, they will become party leaders; if communism, commissars. Nothing will be different, except the name. The fools will be still fools, the knaves still leaders, the results still exploitation. As for the wise man, his lot will be much the same under any ideology. Under democracy he will be encouraged to starve to death in a garret, under fascism he will be put in a concentration camp, under communism he will be liquidated. This is an optimistic but on the whole a scientific statement of the habits of Homo impoliticus ." The king said grimly: "Well, I am sorry. I suppose I had better go away and drown myself. I am cheeky, insignificant, ferocious, stupid and impolitic. It hardly seems to be worth our going on." But at this the animals seemed much upset. They rose in a body, stood round him, fanned him, and offered him drink. "No," they said. "Really, we were not trying to be rude. Honestly, we were trying to help. There, do not take it to heart. We are sure there must be plenty of humans who are sapiens, and not a bit ferocious. We were telling you these things as a sort of foundation, so as to make it easier to solve your puzzle later. Come now, have a glass of madeira and think no more about it. Truly, we think that man is the most marvellous creature anywhere, quite the best there is." And they turned upon Merlyn crossly, saying: "Now look what you have done! This is the result of all your jibber and jabber! The poor king is perfectly miserable, and all because you throw your weight about, and exaggerate, and prattle like a poop!" Merlyn only replied: "Even the Greek definition anthropos, He Who Looks Up, is inaccurate. Man seldom looks above his own height after adolescence." 6 The new Arthur, the oiled bolt, was cosseted back to good humour; but he immediately committed the blunder of open- ing the subject once again. "Surely," he said, "the affections of men, their love and heroism and patience: surely these are respectable things?" His tutor was not abashed by the scolding which he had received. He accepted the gage with pleasure. "Do you suppose that the other animals," he asked, "have no love or heroism or patience — or, which is the more im- portant, no co-operative affection? The love-lives of ravens, the heroism of a pack of weasels, the patience of small birds nursing a cuckoo, the co-operative love of bees- — all these things are shewn much more perfectly on every side in nature, than they have ever been shewn in man." "Surely," asked the king, "man must have some respect- able feature?" At this his magician relented. "I am inclined to think," he said, "that there may be one. This, insignificant and childish as it must seem, I mention in spite of all the lucubrations of that fellow Chalmers-Mitchell. I refer to man's relation with his pets. In certain households there are dogs which are of no use as hunters or as watchmen, and cats which refuse to go mousing, but which are treated with a kind of vicarious affection by their human fellows, in spite of uselessness or even trouble. I cannot help thinking that any traffic in love, which is platonic and not given in exchange for other commodities, must be remarkable. I knew a donkey once, who lived in the same field with a horse of the same sex. They were deeply attached to one another, although nobody could see that either of them was able to confer a material benefit on the other. This relationship does, it seems to me, 4 1 exist to a respectable extent between Homo ferox and his The Book hounds in certain cases. But it also exists among the ants, so of Merlyn we must not put too much store upon it." Goat observed slyly: "Parasites." At this, Cavall got off his master's lap, and he and the new king walked over to the goat on stiff legs. Cavall spoke in human speech for the first and last time in his long life, in unison with his master. His voice sounded like a teuton's speaking through a trumpet. "Did you say Parasites?" they asked. "Just say that once again, will you, until we punch your head?" The goat regarded them with amused affection, but refused to have a row. " If you punched my head," he said, "you would get a pair of bloody knuckles. Besides, I take it back." 42 They sat down again, while the king congratulated himself The Book on having something nice in his heart at any rate. Cavall ofMerlyn evidently thought the same thing, for he licked his nose. "What I cannot understand," said Arthur, "is why you should take the trouble to think about man and his problems, or to sit in committee on them, if the only respectable thing about him is the way he treats a few pets. Why not let him extinguish himself without fuss?" This set the committee a problem: they remained still to think it over, holding the mahogany fans between their faces and the firelight, and watching the inverted flames in the smoky brown of the madeira. " It is because we love you, king, yourself," said Archimedes eventually. This was the most wonderful compliment which he had ever received. " It is because the creature is young," said the goat. "Young and helpless creatures make you want to aid them, instinc- tively." "It is because helping is a good thing anyway," said T. natrix. "There is something important in humanity," said Balin. "I cannot at present describe it." Merlyn said: " It is because one likes to tinker with things, to play with possibilities." The hedgehog gave the best reason, which was simply: "Whoy shouldernt 'un?" Then they fell silent, musing on the flames. "Perhaps I have painted a dark picture of the humans," said Merlyn doubtfully, "not very dark, but it might have been a shade lighter. It was because I wanted you to understand about looking at the animals. I did not want you to think that man was too grand to do that. In the course of a long experience of the human race, I have learned that you can never make them understand anything, unless you rub it in." "You are wanting me to find something out, by learning from the beasts." "Yes. At last we are getting to the object of your visit. There are two creatures which I forgot to shew you when you were small, and, unless you see them now, we shall get no further." "I will do what you like." 'They are the Ant and the Wild Goose. We want you to 43 meet them tonight. Of course it will be only one kind of ant, The Booh out of many hundreds, but it is a kind which we want you to of Merlyn see. "Very well," said the king. "I am ready and willing." "Have you the Sanguinea-spell at hand, my badger?" The wretched animal immediately began to rummage in its chair, searching inside the seams, lifting the corner of the carpet, and turning up slips of paper covered with Merlyn's handwriting in all directions. The first slip was headed More Hubris Under Victoria. It said: "Dr. John of Gaddesden, court physician to Edward II, claimed to have cured the king's son of small-pox by wrapping the patient up in red cloth, putting red curtains on the win- dows, and seeing that all the hangings of the room were red. This raised a merry Victorian guffaw at the expense of mediaeval simplicity, until it was discovered by Dr. Niels Finsen of Copenhagen in the twentieth century that red and infra-red light really did affect the pustules of small-pox, even helping in the cure of the disease." The next slip said briefly: "Half a rose noble each way on Golden Miller." The third, which smelt strongly of Quelques Fleurs, and was not in Merlyn's hand, said: "Queen Philippa's monument at Charing Cross, seven-thirty, under the spire." There were a lot of kisses on the bottom of it, and, on the back, some notes for a poem to be addressed to the sender. These were in Merlyn's writing, and said: Hooey? Coue? Chop-suey? The poem itself, which began Cooee Nimue, was erased. Another slip was headed: "Other Races, Victorian Conde- scension to, as well as to Own Ancestors, Animals, etc." It said: "Colonel Wood-Martin, the Antiquarian, writing in 1895, observes with a giggle that 'one of the most-depraved of all races, the now extinct Tasmanians, believed that stones, especially certain kinds of quartz crystals, could be used as mediums, or as means of communication . . . with living persons at a distance !' Within a few years of this note, wireless was imported into the western hemisphere. I prefer to conjee- ture that these depraved people were a million years in front of the colonel, along the same foul road, and that they had become extinct by constantly listening to swing-music on their crystal sets." "Here we are," said badger. "I think this is it." He handed over a strip on which was written: "Formica est exemplo magni laboris* Dative of the Purpose." It proved ineffectual. At last everybody was commanded to stand up, search on their chairs, look in their pockets, etc. The hedgehog, produc- ing a tattered fragment covered with dry mud and crumbled leaves, on which he had been sitting, asked: "Be 'un thic?" After it had been wiped, flapped and dusted, it was found to read: Dragguls uobt, Tna ebt ot og, and Merlyn said it was the one they wanted. So a couple of ants' nests were fetched from the meat-safe, *"The ant is an example of great industry." 4 6 where they stood supported in saucers of water. They were The Book placed on a table in the middle of the room, while the animals of Merlyn sat down to watch, for you could see inside the nests by means of glass plates coloured red. Arthur was made to sit on the table beside the larger nest, the inverted pentagram was drawn, and Merlyn solemnly pronounced the cantrip. 7 He felt that it was strange to be visiting the animals again at his age, Perhaps, he thought to himself with shame, I am dreaming in my second childhood, perhaps I am given over to my dotage. But it made him remember his first childhood vividly, the happy times swimming in moats or flying with Archimedes, and he realised that he had lost something since those days. It was something which he thought of now as the faculty of wonder. Then, his delights had been indiscriminate. His atten- tion, or his sense of beauty, or whatever it was to be called, had attached itself fortuitously to oddments. Perhaps, while Ar- chimedes had been lecturing him about the flight of birds, he himself would have been lost in admiration at the way in which the fur went on the mouse in the owl's claws. Or the great Mr. M. might have been making him a speech about Dictatorship, while he, all the time, would have seen only the bony teeth, poring on them in an ecstasy of experience. This, his faculty of wonder, was gone from inside him, however much Merlyn might have furbished up his brain. It was exchanged — for the faculty of discrimination, he sup- posed. Now he would have listened to Archimedes or to Mr. M. He would never have seen the grey fur or the yellow teeth. He did not feel proud of the change. The old man yawned — for ants do yawn, and they stretch themselves too, just like human beings, when they have had a sleep — after which he gathered his wits for the business in hand. He did not feel pleased to be an ant, as he would have been transported to be one in the old days, but only thought to himself: well, it is a piece of work which I must do. How to begin? 48 The nests were made by spreading earth in a thin layer, less The Book than half an inch deep, on small tables like footstools. Then, of Merlyn on top of the layer of earth, a sheet of glass was placed, with a piece of cloth over it to give darkness for the nurseries. By removing the cloth, you could see into the underground shelters as if you had a cross section. You could see the circular chamber where the pupae were being tended, as if it were a conservatory with a glass roof. The actual nests were only at the end of the footstools, the glass reaching less than half the way along. In front were plain aprons of earth, open to the sky, and, at the further end of each footstool, there were the watch-glasses in which the syrup was left for food. There was no communication between the two nests. The footstools were separate, side by side but not touching, with their legs in the saucers. Of course it did not seem like this at the time. The place where he was seemed like a great field of earthen boulders, with a flattened fortress at one end of it. The fortress was entered by tunnels, and, over the entrance to each tunnel, there was a notice which said: EVERYTH ING NOT FORB IDDEN IS COMPULSORY 49 BY NEW ORDER The Book of Merlyn He read the notice with a feeling of dislike, though he did not appreciate its meaning, and he thought to himself: I will take a turn round, before going in. For some reason the notice gave him a reluctance to go, making the rough tunnel look sinister. He waved his antennae carefully, considering the notice, assuring himself of his new senses, planting his feet squarely in the new world as if to brace himself in it. He cleaned his antennae with his forefeet, frisking and smoothing them so that he looked like a Victorian villain twirling his mous- tachios. Then he became conscious of something which had been waiting for consciousness all the time: that there was a noise in his head which was articulate. It was either a noise or a complicated smell, and the easiest way for us to explain it is to say that it was like a wireless broadcast. It came to him through his antennae, like music. 50 The music had a monotonous rhythm like a pulse, and the The Book words which went with it were about June — moon — noon — ofMerlyn spoon or Mammy — mammy— mammy — mammy or Ever — never or Blue — true — you. He liked them at first, especially the ones about Love — dove — above, until he found that they were not variable. As soon as they had been finished once, they were begun again. After an hour or two of them, he was to feel that they would make him scream. There was a voice in his head also, during the pauses of the music, which seemed to be giving directions. "All two-day- olds to be moved to the West Aisle," it would say, or "Number 210397/wD to report to the syrup squad, in replacement of 333 105 /wd who has fallen off the nest." It was a charming, fruity voice, but seemed to be somehow impersonal: as if the charm were an accomplishment that had been perfected like a circus trick. It was dead. The king, or perhaps we ought to say the ant, walked away from the fortress as soon as he was prepared to walk about. He began prospecting the desert of boulders uneasily, reluctant to visit the place from which the orders were coming, yet bored with the narrow view. He found small pathways among the boulders, wandering tracks both aimless and purposeful,- which led toward the syrup store and also in various other directions which he could not understand. One of these latter paths ended at a clod with a natural hollow underneath it. In the hollow, again with the queer appearance of aimless pur- pose, he found two dead ants. They were laid there tidily but yet untidily, as if a very tidy person had taken them to the place but forgotten the reason when he got there. They were curled up, and they did not seem to be either glad or sorry to be dead. They were there, like a couple of chairs. While he was looking at the two corpses, a live ant came down the pathway carrying a third. It said: "Heil, Sanguinea!" The king said Hail, politely. In one respect, of which he knew nothing, he was fortunate. Merlyn had remembered to give him the proper smell for this particular nest; for, if he had smelled of any other nest, they would have killed him at once. If Miss Edith Cavell had been an ant, they would have had to write on her pedestal: smell is NOT ENOUGH. The new ant put down its cadaver vaguely and began dragging the other two in various directions. It did not seem to 5 1 know where to put them; or rather, it knew that a certain The Book arrangement had to be made, but it could not figure out how of Merlyn to make it. It was like a man with a tea-cup in one hand and a sandwich in the other, who wants to light a cigarette with a match. But, where the man would invent the idea of putting down the cup and sandwich, before picking up the cigarette and match, this ant would have put down the sandwich and picked up the match, then it would have been down with the match and up with the cigarette, then down with the cigarette and up with the sandwich, then down with the cup and up with the cigarette, until finally it had put down the sandwich and picked up the match. It was inclined to rely upon a series of accidents in order to achieve its objects. It was patient, and did not think. When it had pulled the three dead ants into several positions they would doubtless fall into line under the clod eventually, and that was its whole duty. The king watched the arrangements with a surprise which turned into vexation and then into dislike. He felt like asking why it did not think things out in advance — that annoyed feeling which one has on seeing a job being badly done. Later he began to wish that he could put several other questions, such as "Do you like being a sexton?" or "Are you a slave?" or even "Are you happy?" But the extraordinary thing was that he could not ask such questions. In order to ask them, he would have had to put them into the ant language through his antennae: and he now discovered, with a helpless feeling, that there were no words for half the things he wanted to say. There were no words for happiness, for freedom, or for liking, nor were there any words for their opposites. He felt like a dumb man trying to shout "Fire!" The nearest he could get to Right and Wrong, even, was Done or Not-Done. The ant finished fiddling with its corpses and turned back down the pathway, leaving them in the queer haphazard order. It found that Arthur was in its way, so it stopped, waving its wireless aerials at him as if it were a tank. With its mute, menacing helmet of a face, and its hairiness, and the things like spurs at each leg-joint, perhaps it was more like a knight-in-armour on an armoured horse: or like a combina- tion of the two, a hairy centaur-in-armour. It said "Heil, Sanguinea" once again. "Hail." "What are you doing?" The king answered truthfully but not wisely: "I am not doing anything." It was baffled by this for several seconds, as you would be if Einstein were to tell you his latest ideas about space. Then it extended the twelve joints of its aerial and spoke past him into the blue. It said: "105978/UDC reporting from square five. There is an insane ant on square five. Over to you." The word it used for insane was Not-Done. Later on, he was to discover that there were only two qualifications in the language — Done and Not-Done — which applied to all ques- tions of value. If the syrup which Merlyn left for them was sweet, it was a Done syrup: if he had left them some corrosive sublimate, it would have been a Not-Done syrup, and that was that. Even the moons, mammies, doves etc. in the broadcasts were completely described when they were stated to be Done ones. The broadcast stopped for a moment, and the fruity voice said: "G.H.Q. replying to 105978/UDC. What is its number? Over." The ant asked: "What is your number?" "I do not know." When this news had been exchanged with headquarters, a message came back to ask whether he could give an account of himself. The ant asked him whether he could, using the same words as the broadcaster had used, and in the same flat voice. It made him feel uncomfortable and angry, two emotions which he disliked. "Yes," he said sarcastically, for it was obvious that the creature could not detect sarcasm, " I have fallen on my head and cannot remember anything about it." "105978/UDC reporting. Not-Done ant is suffering from concussion through falling off the nest. Over." "G.H.Q. replying to 105978/uDC. Not-Done ant is number 4243 6/wd, who fell off the nest this morning while working with syrup squad. If it is competent to continue its duties — " Competent-to-continue-its-duties was easier in the ant speech, for it was simply Done, like everything else that was not Not-Done: but enough of this language question. "If it is 54 competent to continue its duties, instruct 4243 6/wd to rejoin The Book syrup squad, relieving 2 1 0021 /wd, who was sent to replace it. of Merlyn Over." "Do you understand?" asked the ant. It seemed that he could not have made a better explanation of himself than this about falling on his head, even if he had meant to; for the ants did occasionally tumble off their footstools, and Merlyn, if he happened to notice them, would lift them back with the end of his pencil. "Yes." The sexton paid no further attention to him, but crawled off down the path for another body or for anything else that needed to be scavenged. Arthur took himself away in the opposite direction, to join the syrup squad, memorising his own number and the number of the unit who had to be relieved. 8 The syrup squad were standing motionless round the watch-glass, like a circle of worshippers. He joined the circle, announcing that 210021/wD was to return to the nest. Then he began filling himself with the sweet nectar like the others. At first it was delicious to him, so that he ate greedily, but in a few seconds it began to be unsatisfactory: he could not understand why. He ate hard, copying the rest of the squad, but it was like eating a banquet of nothing, or like a dinner- party on the stage. In a way it was like a nightmare, under which you might continue to consume huge masses of putty without being able to stop. There was a coming and going round the watch-glass. Those ants who had filled their crops to the brim were walking back to the fortress, to be replaced by a procession of empty ants who were coming from the same direction. There were never any new ants in the procession, but only this same dozen going backwards and forwards, as they would do during all their lives. He realized suddenly that what he was eating was not going into his stomach. Only a tiny proportion of it had penetrated to his private self at the beginning, and now the main mass was being stored in a kind of upper stomach or crop, from which it could be removed. It dawned on him at the same time that when he joined the westward stream he would have to dis- gorge this store, into a larder or something of that sort. The sugar squad conversed with each other while they worked. He thought this was a good sign at first, and listened, to pick up what he could. "Oh hark!" one of them would say. ''Here comes that Mammy — mammy — mammy — mammy song again. I do 56 think that Mammy — mammy — mammy — mammy song is The Book loverly (Done). It is so high-class (Done)." of Merlyn Another would remark: "I do think our beloved Leader is wonderful, do not you? They say she was stung three hundred times in the last war, and was awarded the Ant Cross for Valour." "How lucky we are to be born of the Sanguinea blood, don't you think, and would it not be awful to be one of those filthy Formicae fuscaeV "Was it not awful about 310099/wD, who refused to disgorge his syrup when he was asked. Of course he was executed at once, by special order of our beloved Leader." "Oh hark! Here comes that Mammy — mammy — mammy — mammy song again. I do think . . ." He walked off to the nest with a full gorge, leaving them to do the round again. For they had no news, no scandal, nothing to talk about. Novelties did not happen to them. Even the 57 remarks about the executions were in a formula, and only The Book varied as to the registration number of the criminal. When ofMeflyn they had finished with the Mammy — mammy — mammy — mammy, they had to go on to the beloved Leader and then to the filthy fuscae and to the latest execution. It went round in a circle. Even the beloveds, wonderfuls, luckies and so on were all Dones, and the awfuls were Not-Dones. He found himself in the vast hall of the fortress, where hundreds and hundreds of ants were licking or feeding in the nurseries, carrying grubs to various aisles in order to get an even temperature, and opening or closing the ventilation passages. In the middle, the giant Leader sat complacently, laying eggs, attending to the broadcasts, issuing directions or commanding executions, surrounded by a sea of adulation. (He learned later from Merlyn that the method of succession among these Leaders was variable according to the different species of ant. In Bothriomyrmex, for instance, the ambitious founder of a New Order would invade a nest of Tapinoma and jump upon the back of the older tyrant: there, dissimulated by the smell of her host, she would slowly saw off her head, until she herself had achieved the right of leadership.) There was no larder for his store of syrup after all. He found that he must walk about like a living dumb-waiter at the convenience of the indoor workers. When they wanted a meal, they stopped him, he opened his mouth, and they fed from it. They did not treat him as a person, and, indeed, they were impersonal themselves. He was a dumb-waiter from which dumb-diners fed. Even his stomach was not his own. But do not let us go on about these ants in too much detail: they are not a pleasant topic. He lived among them patiently, conforming to their habits, watching them in order to under- stand as much as possible, but unable to ask them questions. It was not only that their language was destitute of the words in which he was interested, so that it was impossible to ask them whether they believed in Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, but also that it was dangerous to ask them ques- tions at all. A question was a sign of insanity to them, because their life was not questionable: it was dictated. He crawled from nest to syrup and back again, exclaimed that the Mammy song was loverly, opened his jaws to regurgitate, and tried to understand as well as he could. 58 He had reached the screaming stage when the enormous The Book hand came down from the clouds, carrying a straw. It placed of Merlyn the straw between the two nests, which had been separate before, so that now there was a bridge between them. Then it went away. 9 Later in the day a black ant came wandering over the new bridge: one of the wretched fuscae, a humble race who would only fight in self-defence. It was met by one of the scavengers and murdered. The broadcasts changed after this news had been reported, as soon as it had been established by spies that the fusca nest had also its glass of syrup. Mammy — mammy — mammy gave place to Antland, Ant- land Over All, while the stream of orders were discontinued in favour of lectures about war, patriotism and the economic situation. The fruity voice announced that their beloved coun- try was being encircled by a horde of filthy fuscae — at which the wireless chorus sang When fusca blood spurts from the knife, Then everything is fine — and it also explained that Ant the Father had ordained in his inscrutable wisdom that black pismires should always be the slaves of red ones. Their beloved country had no slaves at present, a disgraceful state of affairs which would have to be remedied if the master race were not to perish. A third statement was that the national property of Sanguinea was being threatened: their syrup was to be stolen, their domestic animals, the beetles, were to be kidnapped, and their com- munal stomach would be starved. The king listened to two of these talks carefully, so that he was able to remember them afterwards. The first one was arranged as follows: 60 A. We are so numerous that we are starving. ^A/r^°/°^ Therefore we must not cut down our numbers but of er yn encourage large families in order to become still more numerous and starving. C. When we are so numerous and starving as all that, obviously we have a right to take other people's syrup. Besides, we shall by then have a numerous and starving army. It was only after this logical train of thought had been put into practise, and the output of the nurseries trebled — Merlyn meanwhile giving them ample syrup daily for all their needs: for it has to be admitted that starving nations never seem to be quite so poor that they cannot afford to have far more expensive armaments than anybody else — that the second type of lecture was commenced. This is how the second kind went: A. We are more numerous than they are, therefore we have a right to their syrup. B. They are more numerous than we arey therefore they are wickedly trying to steal our syrup. C. We are a mighty race and have a natural right to subjugate their puny one. D. They are a mighty race and are unnaturally trying to subjugate our inoffensive one. E. We must attack in self-defence. F. They are attacking us by defending themselves. G. If we do not attack them today, they will attack us tomorrow. H. In any case we are not attacking them at all: we are offering them incalculable benefits. After the second type of address, the religious services began. These dated, he discovered, from a fabulous past so ancient that he could scarcely find a date for it, in which the emmets had not yet settled down to socialism. They came from a time when ants were still like men, and terribly impressive some of them were. A psalm at one of these services, beginning, if we allow for the difference of language, with the well-known words, "the earth is the Sword's and all that therein is, the compass of the bomber and they that bomb therefrom," ended with the terrific conclusion: "Blow up your heads, O ye Gates, and be ye blown up, ye Everlasting Doors, that the King of Tories may come in. Who is the King of Tories? Even the Lord of Ghosts, He is the King of Tories." A strange feature was that the common ants were neither exalted by the songs nor interested by the lectures. They accepted them as matters of course. They were rituals to them, like the Mammy songs or the conversations about their be- loved Leader. They did not regard these things as good or bad, exciting, rational or terrible: they did not regard them at all, but accepted them as Done. Well, the time came for the slave war. All the preparations were in order, all the soldiers were drilled to the last ounce, all the walls of the nest carried patriotic slogans such as Stings or Syrup? or J Vow to Thee, my Smell , and the king was past hoping. He thought he had never been among such horrible creatures, unless it were at the time when he had lived among men, and he was beginning to sicken with disgust. The repeti- tive voices in his head, which he could not shut off: the absence of all privacy, under which others ate from his stomach while others again sang in his brain: the dreary blank which replaced feeling: the dearth of all but two values: the monotony more even than the callous wickedness: these had killed the joy of life which had been Merlyn's gift at the beginning of the evening. He was as miserable again as he had been when the magician found him weeping at his papers, and now, when the Red Army marched to war at last, he suddenly faced about in the middle of the straw like an insane creature, ready to oppose their passage with his life. 62 The Book of Merlyn IO "Dear God," said Merlyn, who was patting the beads of sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief, "you certainly have a flair for getting into trouble. That was a difficult minute." The animals looked at him anxiously, to see if any bones were broken. "Are you safe?" "Perfectly." They discovered that he was furiously angry. His hands were trembling with rage. "The brutes!" he exclaimed. "The brutes!" "They are not attractive." " I would not have minded," he burst out, "if they had been wicked — if they had wanted to be wicked. I would not have minded if they had chosen to be wicked for some reason, or for fun. But they did not know, they had not chosen. They — they — they did not exist!" "Sit down," said the badger, "and have some rest." "The horrible creatures! It was like talking to minerals which could move, like talking to statues or to machines. If you said something which was suitable to the mechanism, then it worked: if not, it did not work, it stood still, it was blank, it had no expression. Oh, Merlyn, how hideous! They were the walking dead. When did they die? Did they ever have any feelings? They have none now. They were like that door in the fairy story, which opened when you said Sesame. I believe that they only knew about a dozen words, or collections of words. A man with those in his mind could have made them do all the things they could do, and then . . . Then you would 64 have had to start again ! Again and again and again ! It was like The Book being in Hell. Except that none of them knew they were there. of Merlyn None of them knew anything. Is there anything more terrible than perpetual motion, than doing and doing and doing, without a reason, without a consciousness, without a change, without an end?" "Ants are Perpetual Motion," said Merlyn, "I suppose. I never thought of that." "The most dreadful thing about them was that they were like human beings — not human, but like humans, a bad copy." "There is nothing surprising in that. The ants adopted the line of politics which man is flirting with at present, in the infinite past. They perfected it thirty million years ago, so that no further development was possible, and, since then, they have been stationary. Evolution ended with the ants some 30,000,000 years before the birth of Christ. They are the perfect communist state." Here Merlyn raised his eyes devoutly to the ceiling, and remarked: "My old friend Marx may have been a first-rate economist; but, Holy Ghost, he was a by-our-lady rotten hand at natural history." Badger, who always took the kindly view of everybody, even of Karl Marx, whose arrangement of his materials was about as lucid as the badger's, by the way, said: "Surely that is hardly fair to actual communism? I would have thought that ants were more like Mordred's fascists than John Ball's com- munists . . ." "The one is a stage of the other. In perfection they are the same." "But in a proper communist world . . ." "Give the king some wine," said Merlyn. "Urchin, what on earth are you thinking about?" The hedgehog scuttled off for the decanter, and brought it with a glass. He thrust a moist nose against the king's ear, breathed heavily into it with a breath that smelt of onions, and whispered hoarsely: "Us wor a watchin of 'ee, us wor. Trust tiggy. Tha woulder beat 'em, tha 'ood. Mollocky beasts." Here he nodded his head repeatedly, spilled the madeira, and made boxing movements against the air with the decanter in one hand and the glass in the other. "Free cheers for his Maggy's tea, ez wot us says, that's wot us says. Let un get at 65 'em, us says, for to lay darn me life with the Shire. And us The Book woulder done, that us 'ood, bim-bam, only for they wouldernt of Merlyn let 'un." Badger did not wish to be cheated of his defence. He began again patiently as soon as the king was served. "The ants fight wars," he said, "so they cannot be com- munists. In a proper communist world there would be no war, because the whole world would be a union. You must not forget that communism has not been properly achieved until all the nations in the world are communistic, and fused together in a Union of socialist soviet republics. Now the ant-hills are not fused with one another into a union, so they are not fully communistic, and that is why they fight." "They are not united," said Merlyn crossly, "only because the smallness of the ant-hills compared with the bigness of the world, and of the natural obstacles such as rivers and so forth, 66 makes communication impossible for animals of their size and The Book number of fingers. Still, if you like, I will agree that they are of Merlyn perfect Thrashers, prevented from developing into perfect Lollards by geographic and physical features." "You must therefore withdraw your criticism of Karl Marx." "Withdraw my criticism?" exclaimed the philosopher. "Yes; for Marx did solve the king's puzzle of war, by his Union of S.S.R." Merlyn became blue in the face, bit off a large piece of his beard, pulled out tufts of his hair and threw them in the air, prayed fervently for guidance, sat down beside the badger, and, taking him by the hand, looked beseechingly into his spectacles. "But do you not see," he asked pathetically, "that a union of anything will solve the problem of war? You cannot have war in a union, because there must be a division before you can begin one. There would be no war if the world consisted of a union of mutton chops. But this does not mean that we must all rush off and become a series of mutton chops." "In fact," said the badger, after pondering for some time, "you are not defining the ants as fascists or communists because they fight wars, but because . . ." "I am lumping all three sects together on their basic as- sumption, which is, ultimately, to deny the rights of the individual." "I see." "Theirs is the totalitarian theory: that men or ants exist for the sake of the state or world, not vice versa." "And why did you say that Marx was bad at natural history?" "The character of my old friend Karl," said the magician severely, "is outside the province of this committee. Kindly remember that we are not sitting on communism, but on the problem of organised murder. It is only in so far as com- munism is contingent with war, that we are concerned with him at all. With this proviso I reply to your question as follows: that Marx was a bad naturalist because he committed the gross blunder of over-looking the human skull in the first place, because he never considered the geese, and because he subscribed to the Egalite Fallacy, which is abhorrent to nature. Human beings are no more equal in their merits and abilities, 67 than they are equal in face and stature. You might just as well The Book insist that all the people in the world should wear the same size of Merlyn of boot. This ridiculous idea of equality was adopted by the ants more than 30,000,000 years ago, and, by believing it all that time, they have managed to make it true. Now look what a mess they are in." "Liberty, Equality and Fraternity . . ." began the badger. "Liberty, Brutality and Obscenity," rejoined the magician promptly. "You should try living in some of the revolutions which use that slogan. First they proclaim it: then they an- nounce that the aristos must be liquidated, on high moral grounds, in order to purge the party or to prune the commune or to make the world safe for democracy; and then they rape and murder everybody they can lay their hands on, more in sorrow than in anger, or crucify them, or torture them in ways which I do not care to mention. You should have tried the Spanish Civil War. Yes, that is the equality of man. Slaughter anybody who is better than you are, and then we shall be equal soon enough. All equally dead." II T. NATRIX SPOKE UP SUDDENLY. 44 You humans," he said, "have no idea of the eternity which you prattle about, with your souls and purgatories and so on. If any of you really did believe in Eternity, or even in very long stretches of Time, you would think twice about equality. I can imagine nothing more terrifying than an Eternity filled with men who were all the same. The only thing which has made life bearable in the long past, has been the diversity of crea- tures on the surface of the globe. If we had all been equal, all one sort of creature, we should have begged for euthanasia long ago. Fortunately there is no such thing in nature as equality of ability, merit, opportunity, or reward. Every species of animal which is still alive — we leave aside the things like ants — is intensely individualistic, thanks be to God. Otherwise we should die of boredom, or become automatons. Even sticklebacks, which, on a first inspection, you would think were pretty much the same as one another: even sticklebacks have geniuses and dunces, all competing for the morsel of food, and it is the geniuses who get it. There was a man who always fed his sticklebacks by putting a glass jar into the aquarium, with the food inside it. Some of them found the way in after three or four attempts, and remembered it, while others, so far as I know or care, are trying still. If this were not so, Eternity would be too terrible to contemplate, because it would be devoid of difference, and therefore change." "None of this is in order. We are supposed to be considering war." "Very well." "King," asked the magician, "can you face the geese yet, or do you want a rest?" "It is impossible," he added in parentheses, "to consider the 69 subject sensibly, until he has the facts." The Book The old man said: " I think I must rest. I am not so young as of Merlyn I was, in spite of your massage, and you have been asking me to learn a great many things, in little time. Can you spare a few short minutes?" "Certainly. The nights are long, Urchin, dip this handker- chief in vinegar and put it on his head. There, put your feet on a chair and close your eyes. Now then, everybody is to keep quite quiet and give him air." So the animals sat as still as mice, nudging each other when they coughed, and the king, with closed eyes and a sense of thankfulness, slipped into his own thoughts. For they had been pressing him hard. It was difficult to learn it in one night, and he was only human, as well as old. Perhaps, after all, the careworn person who had been brought from the tent at Salisbury ought never to have been Merlyn's choice. He had been an undistinguished child, al- though he had been a loving one, and he was far from being a genius still. Perhaps, after all, the whole of our long story has been about a rather dim old gentleman, who would have been better off at Cranford or at Badger's Green, arranging for the village cricket and the choir treat. There was a thing which he had been wanting to think about. His face, with the hooded eyes, ceased to be like the boy's of long ago. He looked tired, and was the king: which made the others watch him seriously, with fear and sorrow. They were good and kind, he knew. They were people whose respect he valued. But their problem was not the human one. It was well for them, who had solved their social ques- tions before his men were ever on the earth, to consider wisely in their happy College of Life. Their benevolence, with wine and firelight and security towards each other, was easier for them than his sad work for him, their tool. The old king's eyes being shut, he slid back into the real world from which he had come, his wife abducted, his best friend banished, his nephews slain, his son at his throat. The worst was the impersonal: that all his fellow beings were in it. It was true indeed that man was ferocious, as the animals had said. They could say it abstractly, even with a certain dialectic glee, but for him it was the concrete: it was for him to live among yahoos in flesh and blood. He was one of them himself, cruel and silly like them, and bound to them by the strange 7 1 continuum of human consciousness. He was an Englishman, The Booh and England was at war. However much he hated it, or willed of A 1 erlyn to stop it, he was lapped round in a real but intangible sea of English feeling which he could not control. To go against it, to wrestle with the sea, was more than he could face again. And he had been working all his life. He knew he was not a clever man. Goaded by the conscience of that old scientist who had fastened on his soul in youth, hag-ridden and devoured, burdened like Sinbad, stolen away from himself and claimed remorselessly for abstract service, he had toiled for Gramarye since before he could remember. He had not even understood the whole of what he was doing, a beast of burden tugging at the traces. And always, he now saw, Merlyn had been behind him — that very ruthless old believer — and man in front: ferocious, stupid, unpolitical. They wanted him, he now saw, to go back to the labour: to do it worse, and more. Just when he had given up, just when he had been weeping and defeated, just when the old ox had dropped in the traces, they had come again to prick him to his feet. They had come to teach a further lesson, and to send him on. But he had never had a happiness of his own, never had himself: never since he was a little boy in the Forest Sauvage. It was not fair to steal away everything from him. They had made him like the blinded gold-finch they were speaking of, which was to pour out its song for man until it burst its heart, but always blind. He felt, now that they had made him younger, the intense beauty of the world which they denied him. He wanted to have some life; to lie upon the earth, and smell it: to look up into the sky like anthropos, and lose himself in clouds. He knew suddenly that nobody, living upon the remotest, most barren crag in the ocean, could complain of a dull landscape so long as he would lift his eyes. In the sky there was a new landscape every minute, in every pool of the sea rocks, a new world. He wanted time off, to live. He did not want to be sent back to pull, with lowered eyes, at the weary yoke. He was not quite old even now. Perhaps he would be able to live for another ten years — but years in the sunlight, years without loads, years with the birds singing as they did sing still, no doubt, although he had ceased to notice them until the animals reminded him. 72 Why must he go back to Homo ferox, probably to be killed The Book by those he was trying to help, certainly, if not, to die in of Merlyn harness, when he could abdicate the labour? He could walk out now, straight from the tumulus, and be seen no more. The monks of the Thebaiad, the early saints on Skellig Michael: these fortunate people had escaped from man, into a nature which was surrounded by peace. And that was what he wanted, he discovered, more than anything else — only Peace. Earlier in the evening he had wanted death, and had been ready to accept it: but now they had given him a glimpse of life, of the old happiness and of the things he had loved. They had revived, how cruelly, his boyhood. He wanted to be let alone, to be off duty like a boy, to retire perhaps into a cloister, to have tranquility for his own old heart. But they woke him with words, their cruel, bright weapons. "Now then, king. We must see to these geese, or the night will be over." "Do you feel better?" "Has anybody seen the cantrip?" "You are looking tired." "Have a sip of wine before you go." 12 The place where he was, was absolutely flat. In the human world we seldom see flatness, for the trees and houses and hedges give a serrated edge to the landscape: even the grass sticks up with its myriad blades. But here, in the belly of the night, the illimitable, flat, wet mud was as featureless as a dark junket. If it had been wet sand, even, it would have had those little wave marks, like the palate of one's mouth. And, in this enormous flatness, there lived one element: the wind. For it was an element; it was a dimension, a power of darkness. In the human world, the wind comes from some- where, and goes somewhere, and, as it goes, it passes through somewhere: through trees or streets or hedgerows. This wind came from nowhere. It was going through the flatness of nowhere, to no place. Horizontal, soundless except for a peculiar boom, tangible, infinite, the astounding dimensional weight of it streamed across the mud. You could have ruled it with a straight-edge. The titanic grey line of it was unwavering and solid. You could have hooked the crook of your umbrella over it, and it would have hung there. The king, facing into this wind, felt that he was uncreated. Except for the wet solidity under his webbed feet, he was living in nothing: a solid nothing, like chaos. His were the feelings of a point in geometry, existing mysteriously on the shortest distance between two points: or of a line, drawn on a plane surface which had length, breadth but no magnitude. No magnitude! It was the very self of magnitude. It was power, current, force, direction, a pulseless world-stream steady in limbo. Bounds had been set to this unhallowed purgatory. Far 74 away to the east, perhaps a mile distant, there was an unbro The Book ken wall of sound. It surged a little, seeming to expand and of Merlyn contract, but it was solid. It was menacing, being desirous for victims: for it was the huge, the remorseless sea. Two miles to the west, there were three spots of light in a triangle. They were the weak wicks from fishermen's cottages, who had risen early to catch a tide in the complicated creeks of the salt marsh. Its waters sometimes ran contrary to the ocean. These were the total features of his world, the sea sound and the three small lights: darkness, flatness, vastness, wetness: and, in the gulf of night, the gulf-stream of the wind. When daylight began to come, by premonition, he found that he was standing among a crowd of people like himself. They were seated on the mud, which now began to be dis- turbed by the angry, thin, returning sea, or else were already riding on the water, wakened by it, outside the annoyance of the surf. The seated ones were large teapots, their spouts tucked under their wings. The swimming ones occasionally ducked their heads and shook them. Some, waking on the mud, stood up and wagged their wings vigourously. Their profound silence became broken by a conversational gabble. There were about four hundred of them in the grey vicinity: j6 very beautiful creatures, the wild White-Fronted Geese, The Book whom, once a man has seen them, he will never forget. of Merlyn Long before the sun came, they were making ready for their flight. Family parties of the previous year's breeding were coming together in batches, and these batches were themselves inclined to join up with other ones, possibly under the com- mand of a grandfather, or of a great-grandfather, or else of some noted leader in the host. When the drafts were complete, there came a faint tone of excitement into their speech. They began moving their heads from side to side in jerks. And then, turning into the wind, suddenly they would all be in the air together, fourteen or forty at a time, with wide wings scooping the blackness and a cry of triumph in their throats. They would wheel round, climbing rapidly, and be gone from sight. Twenty yards up, they were invisible in the dark. The earlier departures were not vocal: they were inclined to be taciturn before the sun came, only making occasional remarks, or crying their single warning-note if danger threatened. Then, at the warning, they would all rise vertically to the sky. He began to feel an uneasiness in himself. The dim squad- rons about him, setting out minute by minute, infected him with a tendency. He became restless to embrace their example, but he was shy. Perhaps their family groups, he thought, would resent his intrusion: yet he wanted not to be lonely: he wanted to join in, and to enjoy the exercise of morning flight, which was so evidently a pleasure to them. They had a comradeship, a free discipline and joie-de-vivre. When the goose next to him spread her wings and leaped, he did so automatically. Some eight of those nearby had been jerking their bills, which he had imitated as if the act were catching, and now, with these same eight, he found himself on pinion in the horizontal air. The moment he had left the earth, the wind had vanished: its restlessness and brutality had dropped away as if cut off by a knife: he was in it, and at peace. The eight geese spread out in line astern, evenly spaced, with him behind. They made for the east, where the poor lights had been, and now, before them, the bold sun began to rise. A crack of orange broke the black cloud-bank far beyond the land; the glory spread, the salt marsh growing visible below. He saw it like a featureless moor or bogland, which had become maritime by accident; its heather, still looking like heather, having mated with the seaweed until it was a salt wet 77 heather, with slippery fronds. The burns which should have The Booh run through the moorland were of sea-water on blueish mud. of Merlyn There were long nets here and there, erected on poles, into which unwary geese might fly. These, he now guessed, had been the occasions of those warning-notes. Two or three widgeon hung in one of them, and, far away to the eastward, a fly-like man was plodding over the slob in tiny persistence, to collect his bag. The sun, as it rose, tinged the quicksilver of the creeks and the gleaming slime itself with flame. The curlew, who had been piping their mournful plaints since long before the light, flew now from weed-bank to weed-bank: the widgeon, who had slept on water, came whistling their double notes, like whistles from a Christmas cracker: the mallard toiled from land, against the wind: the redshanks scuttled and prodded like mice: a cloud of tiny dunlin, more compact than starlings, turned in the air with the noise of a train: the black-guard of crows rose from the pine trees on the dunes with merry cheers: shore birds of every sort populated the tide line, filling it with business and beauty. The dawn, the sea-dawn and the mastery of ordered flight, were of such intense beauty that he was almost moved to sing. All the sorrow of his thoughts about man, the miserable wishes for peace which had beset him in the Combination Room so lately, these fell from him for the moment in the glory of his wings. He would have liked to cry a chorus to life, and, since a thousand geese were on the wing about him, he had not long to wait. The lines of these creatures, wavering like smoke upon the sky as they breasted the sunrise, were all at once in music and in laughter. Each squadron of them was in different voice, some larking, some triumphant, some in sentiment or glee. The vault of daybreak filled itself with heralds, and this is what they sang: Oh, turning world, pouring beneath our pinions, Hoist the hoar sun to welcome morning's minions. See, on each breast the scarlet and vermillion, Hear, from each throat the clarion and carillion. yS Mark, the wild wandering lines in black battalions, The Book Heaven s horns and hunters, dawn-bright hounds and of Merlyn stallions. Free, free: far, far: and fair on wavering wings Comes Anser albifrons, and sounds, and sings. 13 He found himself in a coarse field, in daylight. His compan- ions of the flight were grazing round him, plucking the grass with sideways wrenches of their soft small bills, bending their necks into abrupt loops, unlike the graceful curves of the swan. Always, as they fed, one of their number was on guard, its head erect and snakelike. They had mated during the winter months, or else in previous winters, so that they tended to feed in pairs within the family and squadron. The young female, his neighbour of the mud-flats, was unmated. She kept an in- telligent eye upon him. The old man who had remembered his boyhood, watching her secretly, could not help thinking she was beautiful. He even felt a tenderness towards her downy breast, as yet quite innocent of bars; towards her plump compacted frame and the neat furrows of her neck. These furrows, he saw out of the corner of his eye, were caused by a difference in the feathering. The feathers were concave, which separated them from one another, making a texture of ridges which he considered graceful. Presently the young woman gave him a shove with her bill. She had been acting sentry. "Go on," she said vulgarly. "You next." She lowered her head without waiting for an answer, and began to graze in the same movement. Her feeding took her from his side. He stood as sentry. He did not know what he was watching, nor could he see any enemy, except the tussocks and his nibbling mates; but he was not sorry to be a trusted sentinel. He was surprised to find that he was not averse to seeming masculine, in case the lady might be watching. He was still too